Interesting Saturday So Saturday my step-mom Sandy was supposed to go clubing on a date with some guy she's been talking to. Well the guy stood her up after Sandy had already donned a ravishing dress, uncomfortable heels and about a pound of expensive makeup. Needless to say she was pretty devastated and needed some cheering up so I in turn agreed to go to the club with her instead. YEAH bit of a mistake on my part. We got there a little bit early so the club wasn't very lively yet, so we just got a drink and headed for a table to wait until the real crowd showed. Low and behold we're sitting there maybe ten minutes when a guy starts noticeably checking us out. Well to be honest I really didn't think much of it, I'm not very accustomed to being thought of as attractive so I just assumed he was homing in on Sandy and left it at that. A few minutes later he waltzed up and offered to buy us both a drink, I was still thinking that the only reason he was showing me any attention was because he was trying to be polite. He was sweet in his own drunk way but quickly made it known that he was not in the least bit interested in Sandy, that his sights were completely on me!! Well at first I was very flattered, flashed my engagement ring a couple of times, mentioned that I had two children and absolutely no intention of going home with him and that if those things didn't bother him I didn't mind becoming friends. What is it with men and not being able to take the word no for an answer!? First the guy spends twenty minutes going over all the things about me that make me the most gorgeous creature he's ever seen. THEN he takes off his Marine Corp. ring and tries to convince me to wear it as a token of his esteem. Of course this whole time he's barely letting me finish one drink before he's buying me another (I was drinking peach Schnapps and Sprite). Next thing I know (and I could have strangled her for it) Sandy leaves me alone with the guy, to go dancing with some friends she knew from the club!! He of course moves to her seat, presses himself as close to me as he could get without getting fresh and starts grilling me about whether or not he's got any chance of getting me to go home with him! I don't know how many times I had to tell him no before he came up with this idea that if I decided he'd hit on me too much all I had to do was raise my hand in the air and he'd know that it was time for him to leave. I still have no clue why he hadn't figured out that he was making me uncomfortable already!! Anyway so after about thirty minutes Sandy comes waltzing back over to the table half sloshed and I immediately mouthed the words "HELP ME" to her. SHE DIDN'T GET IT!! This guy starts asking if we want to go get some breakfast with him and instead of saying no I need Anna to come with me Sandy looks at me and starts talking about how getting food sounded like a good idea but that it was up to me! It was another twenty minutes before I was able to convince them that I WAS NOT hungry and DID NOT feel comfortable leaving the bar with this guy, but once he did figure it out he got pissed and stalked off telling me he was done trying...THANK GOD FOR THAT! As soon as he was out of sight I grabbed my shit and moved onto the dimly lit dance floor so he couldn't see me! On the floor I met up with a couple of girl friends of Sandy's, I still have no idea what their names were but they were both pregnant!! I can't imagine going to a club to dance while pregnant, now I have to say that neither of them were drinking which was good because I would have had something to say about it if they had been. Anyway one of the girls was a really good looking creature I must say myself and after a few minutes I loosened up and got onto the dance floor with them. A few minutes later the good looking girls drunk as hell boyfriend dances his way over to me and takes my hand. I was a bit taken aback especially since this guy was extremely good looking and was treating me like I was a looker too, he then whispers to me thats hes going to go hang with the guys and wants me to dance with and look after his girl for him!! Keep in mind that until this very moment this guy has never met me, regardless I agreed to do as he asked and he stumbled off to hang with his buddies. It was at that exact moment that I got a very pleasing surprise. A long time ago I was really good friends with a guy named Destin, he was really sweet to me until I gained a lot of weight at which point he told me I was to big to be seen with and he couldn't be friends with me anymore. Well since then I've lost over a hundred pounds and it was to my great amusement that I realized that he was standing in the corner of the dance floor with his jaw on the ground staring at me...yeah bitch keep looking ROFLMAO After a few songs we all headed to the table to take a breather and the good looking girls boyfriend comes up and hands me a jello shooter, after that I was down for the count and stayed at the table for the rest of the evening. Around three AM after I'd sobered up Sandy decided she was ready to leave at which point I was invited to come back on June 5th for the good looking girls boyfriends birthday bash and I WILL be going. It was the first time I've been clubbing since I turned 21 and it was a breath of fresh air to be treated like one of the good looking people! I hope June 5th goes as well as Saturday did only I hope that drunk ass stalker that wouldn't leave me alone at the beginning isn't there to ruin it for me! Other than him I had a really great time!
Anyway I have tons more I could talk about but its about time for me to start getting ready for work so I've got to go for now! Outtie, ciao and Blessed Be!
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Thanks Anna 
I have read your blog several times! 