I love this survey!!
You are a girl, right? Right.
So what's your name, then? Amy.
And you're how old? 40.
Where do you live? In the USA.
Are you seeing someone, or are you available? Married.
How tall are you? 5'7"
What do you weigh, if you don't mind my asking? I really mind you asking.
What would you consider your body type to be? Chubby.
What size do you wear? none of your business.
What size are your feet? depends on the shoe - mostly 9
How long is your hair? short, I just got it all cut off
And what color is it? brown with red highlights
Is it natural, or dyed? I'm not sure what my natural color is anymore
Is it straight, curly, wavy, or something else altogether? straight, with an annoying cow-lick in the back.
And is it naturally that way, or made to do so? My hair has a mind of it's own.
What color are your eyes? Brown
If you chould change their color, what would they be? green
Do you have freckles? not as many as I did when I was younger
If you do, do you wish you didn't / If you don't, do you wish you did? hm.....I hated them when I was a kid. My mother used to tell me I looked like I stood behind a screen-door and had a bucket of shit thrown at me.
Do you wear glasses or contacts, or have you ever? I only wear glasses to drive at night.
Do you, or have you ever had braces? I did.
How long does it take you to shower? About fifteen minutes.
How long does it take you to pick an outfit and get dressed? Maybe 10 minutes.
Do you tend to co-ordinate your outfits carefully, or throw on whatever? I just throw on whatever.
Matchy-matchy shoes and bags, or no? No.
Do you wear foundation? No, but I probably should.
Do you wear bronzer? No.
How about blush? No.
Do you prefer lipstick, lipgloss, or both? lipgloss - at least the concept of it. it never stays on my lips.
Do you wear eyeshadow, typically? No.
What colors do you most often wear? pink an purple
Do you wear eyeliner? No.
Basic black, or other colors? if I wore make-up, it would probably be just basic black.
How about mascara? no.
Do you curl your eyelashes as well, or no? No.
How many coats of mascara do you usually apply? none
And in total, how long does all this usually take? too damned long.
Do you wash your hair daily? No.
Do you condition daily? No.
Do you use a leave-in conditioner? Nope.
What brand of shampoo do you use? Mostly Head & Shoulders, occasionally Dove.
How about your conditioner and/or leave-in? none.
Do you tend to use specialty products? Not really.
What kinds? (Volumizing, Frizz-Minimizing, etc.) none.
Do you blow dry your hair regularly, or just air dry it? Air dry.
Do you straighten it daily? No
Do you ever curl it, or style it in any other way? Nope.
Do you, or have you ever dyed or highlighted your hair? Yes
From a bottle, or do you frequent the salon for that? depends on the mood that I am in.
Do you have a lot of split ends? Probably
Do you cut your hair regularly to avoid split ends? not much left of it to trim
How long does it take you to get your hair done on a regular day? 3 minutes
Do you take good care of your nails? nah
Do you chew your nails at all? Yes
Do you frequently wear nail polish? every now and then
Do you get manicures, or acrylics at all? no - I had acrylics once, but I bit them all off
Do you get pedicures? No i do my feet myself.
What nail polish brand is your favorite? Sally Hansen's
What nail polish colors do you most wear? rose colors
Glitter - yes or no? Hell yeah!
Do you wear perfume? occasionally
Do you have coordinating perfume-lotion-bodywash-etc. combos? no
What perfume do you wear? Faith Hill Parfum
Do you have many perfumes, or just one regular one? One regular.
If you have many, what are they? n/a
Are you a fan of high fashion? Not really.
What designer label/brand name is your favorite? label - just my size
Do you often wear designer labels? No
Do you own a designer bag? Nope, but I bought my first leather purse at JCPenney for $75 for a birthday treat to myself (It was originally $159) "the bag" brand
How about designer shades? nope, I break them as fast as I buy them, definitely drug store sunglasses for me.
Do you think designer labels are for pretentious wannabes? I don't think so.
If you had to 'label' your sense of style, what would it be? "sequined slap-dash"
Do you like wearing skirts and dresses? sometimes
Do you wear track pants with things written across the bum? No, I don't need to draw any more attention to my ass.
Shirts or shorts in the summer? shorts and t-shirts
Jeans, or other pants? Jeans.
Do you prefer heels or flats? Flats.
Do you wear sneakers, or fancy shoes regularly? flip-flops and Crocs
Do you ever wear a hat? just baseball hats
What color(s) do you gravitate towards most? pinks and purples
Do you consider yourself to be trendy? Nope
What is your favorite trend at the moment? none.
Do you wear cute socks, or just basic black/white ones? depends - at work I wear plain white socks, at home I like to wear cute/decorated socks.
How do you feel about toe socks? I don't like the feel of material between my toes.
Fishnet stockings, tacky or fabulous? tacky, definitely
Do you even say 'fabulous'? "fantabulous" or "fucking lovely"