Look outside. What a gorgeous fucken day. There are even birds chirp chirping outside my window, and through the slithers between my blinds I can see it's sunny, not a cloud in the sky. I might spend my second day sinking under the covers of my bed, except I promised Scarlett Lee that I would definitely eat a cheeseburger today. I think it serves me right, for having talked about it for so long, that I be made to actually follow through and eat one. You're a bitch, Scarlett Lee! A loving bitch. I love youuuu.
*ahem* Anyway. Last night I was thinking to myself about how I am starting to dislike my job. The cash I earn is cold comfort, sometimes. And it sucks when it is only spent on bills and rent. Then, just as I was dozing off, I thought oh, I'll check my work email one more time, and what do you know, someone's asking me to pay them a two hour visit this afternoon. Having paid all the bills for this month, that puts a nice bit of disposable income in my pocket. Thank you, sir! What's better is that I have done this guy before so I don't have to worry about whether or not he's dodge mcsplodge. Times like that, I do in fact love my job. I fell asleep with a smile on my face.
After that job, Giovanni and Gabriel are due to come back. Hurray!!! I should be home in time to read Gabriel his bed time story.
Rewind, no, fastforward? I dunno. Anyway, my plans for today, after finishing up this entry. Let's seeeee. Brush my teeth. Hop in the shower, yep. Get rid of yucky pucky pubic hair. Wait, before that, I should wash my hair. ...On my head. Then, shave my yucks. Then, shave my face. Then, straighten my hair ...on my head, you freaks. Jeez! Then I'll probably put the heater on and run around the house naked for a while because I tend to forget to put my clothes on. AND THEN, THEN, MY FRIENDS, I will drive to McDonalds, order a cheeseburger and FRIEEEEEEEES, and come home and eat that. Then I'll probably send a million texts to Luke and ask him to be my driver this afternoon just so I can see him even though as I mentioned beforehand I've been with this guy before so I know he's legit. I miss my Lukey pukey gross face boyfriend dude.
That's all, folks. |
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