Ah, Luke, my sadistic cunt of a boyfriend. He was being disgusting last night. There I was, innocently trying to give him a blow job, as any devoted and loving boyfriend would do, and he was making these awful pornstar faces and pinching his nipples and doing this gross exaggerated breathing. It was funny for like, half a second, then I was like, omg STOP, you are grossing me out!!! So he'd stop for a few minutes and then start doing it again It was so grosssss. I ended up chucking a hissy fit and leaving the room, slamming the door behind me, which really made him laugh. Asshole!!! I'm still grossed out, probably scarred for life I hate it when he does shit like that just to stir me up. It's really not sexy Yes I am still sulking about it!! Egh Luke!!! You're such a jerkkkkk.
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