Ok, this may or may not surprise you, but I actually don't write about every guy I have sexual relations with (sometimes it's just a hand job in a parking lot, you know?) in here. Shock, horror. There's kind of no point, because it's just a bunch of slutty tales that don't eventuate to anything in the grand scheme of things. But because I can't sleep, here are my two most recent sexual exploits (other than Luke).
There was this guy who I went home with after a lengthy conversation at a bar about my kinky and poly rationship with Luke. When the bar closed and we decided to go back to his place for "more drinks" I sent Luke a quick SMS asking if he minded me probably spending the night with this guy. He didn't mind, just told me to show him a good time so that next time he'll want to have some fun with the both of us. Well, I showed him an awesome time, and he was very cute as well. Seemed interested in the idea of a triad relationship AND didn't run away crying when I told him about some of the nastier stuff Luke has done to me (shock and awe, my friends). But my lazy ass just can't be bothered trying to forge anything more than a one-off fuck with this guy because it requires conversation and effort.
Also had a date with another guy, a little older than me, plenty of experience as a submissive, interested in helping me discover my dominance by using him as my practice bitch (let's face it, I'm kind of shit but practice makes perfect). At the end of the date he asked if he could kiss me goodnight. I said 'err' and he took that as a decline to his very polite and sweet invitation, "oh ok can't blame a guy for trying" and pretty much turned on his heal ready to run. That was way too adorable to let pass, so I said what do you think you're doing bitch get back here and kiss me. Then I got all predatory on him and demanded he show me his cock and it was a good one so hell I stroked him off in the shadow of my car, facing the street, outside the restaurant we'd just had drinks at.
I had to go home and beg Luke to fuck me after that. Really have to stop playing with the penises of potential submissives. Still haven't touched subby's yet, nor has he even seen mine (yes I know it's been four months and still no sexual contact between us, this is the most well behaved I've been in my whole life). It's a whole different ball game with these submissive fruitcakes (I'm allowed to say that because I AM a submissive, just trying topping for er shits and giggles).
In other news, today I went back to work after a long hiatus while I went to clinic. I'm a fair bit heavier than I was before and I know I've lost my second favourite client because of that. Bit of a blow to the ego when guys will only pay to fuck you if you're skinny enough for their liking, and you've just spent months in hell for the sole purpose of trying to gain weight. Anyway I had my first client in a while today and I almost lost him too when I insisted that he shower before we get started. Fuck man. He thought I was trying to rip him off and I'm just like, it's a simple common courtesy but you know what, fuck it, keep your money, i'm out of here. THEN he started behaving a little better. It was so stupid, I'd already explained over the phone about the shower, he complained then too that it seemed a waste of time, I should have just dropped him then. Look, if a client has his kit off from the get go, he's less likely to rip ME off. Not only that but I use the time to check for possible signs of an STI so bite me if I'm just trying to protect myself and you don't want to waste five minutes of your time on a simple fucking shower. Asshole. |
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