Admittedly, I'm a little irritated right now. The kind of irritated I get when I am bored out of my fucking brains and nobody is bending over backwards to keep me entertained. This shit makes me want to punch holes in walls. I am going fucking NUTS, HERE.
Somebody add me to MSN and make me motivated to clean the kitchen. If I don't clean it, Luke will punish me. And I don't mean punish by beating because he is a smart cookie and knows that I like being beaten. He'll do something like make me weed the garden at midnight while it's raining.
For those of us who are kinky:
What's your favourite thing to be beaten with/to beat someone with? Ever had someone break something on your ass?
For example, Luke has snapped a wooden ruler in half on my ass. It was an accident but it hurt like a motherfucking bitch. I think I actually cried because I was worried I had splinters in my ass and he wouldn't let me check, he just went and found something else to hit me with. Le siiigh.
Add me on MSN! You have to comment me to get my MSN address.
Also if you want my pic (remember that entry from a while back?) you must add me to MSN or yahoo chat. Again, comment to ask for my MSN address. I've decided I don't want to post my ugly mug shot on my diary.
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