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This was a triumph
by Chris

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NoJoMo #27-2 - Sexual Innuendo

11/27/2020

Okay, so I'm going to say this once, because I'm never letting myself be put in this situation ever again.

If you get my newborn baby a shirt that has sexual innuendo on it, or if it says something to the effect of "my dad came inside of my mom" hidden behind a cheap, transparent facade of a Thanksgiving pun, I'm not going to dance around questions as to why my newborn isn't wearing it. I'm going to turn the tables and ask you why a pornographic onesie is appropriate for a newborn. There was no reason for me to be polite in that situation, and if you think that's a funny gift for a baby, perhaps considering fucking yourself.

previous entry: NoJoMo #27-1 - What Thanksgiving?

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I read a story like this today on the subreddit JNMIL. It was so crazy and I completely agree with you!!!

[Tam I AmStar|0 likes] [|reply]

Agreed, it’s so weird! Why are some people so keen to announce to the world they’ve been laid?!

[The RyanStar|0 likes] [|reply]

Wtf is wrong with people?

[Greta GarbageStar|0 likes] [|reply]

Kyle and I have a friend who is about to have a baby. For their Thanksgiving photos, they wore shirts that said "I put a little turkey in the oven"... Gross.

[Oprah Noodlemantra|0 likes] [|reply]

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