Okay, so I'm going to say this once, because I'm never letting myself be put in this situation ever again.
If you get my newborn baby a shirt that has sexual innuendo on it, or if it says something to the effect of "my dad came inside of my mom" hidden behind a cheap, transparent facade of a Thanksgiving pun, I'm not going to dance around questions as to why my newborn isn't wearing it. I'm going to turn the tables and ask you why a pornographic onesie is appropriate for a newborn. There was no reason for me to be polite in that situation, and if you think that's a funny gift for a baby, perhaps considering fucking yourself. |