(not my story)
>go to england
>head to restaurant for food
>watch is set to timezone of home
>ask someone what time it is
>TOYME? WOTS THAT?
>notice he doesn't have a watch
>nobody in england has a watch
>big ben starts to chime
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
>man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 O BONG
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