A parody for you and a parody for me

09/30/2010

Self
9-30-2010
Parody of goo goo doll's IRIS

And I’d give up forever to not have to touch you
Cause I know that I am bored of me somehow
You’re the closes to sex that I’ll ever be
And I don’t want to cum right now

And all I can taste is myself
And all I can smell is my sweat
And sooner than later it’s over
I just have to play with you tonight

And I don’t want my parents to walk in on me
Cause that would be the end
When all I want to do is cum
A psych ward I would be forced to attend

And you cant fuck the porn star that is cumming
Or the superstar model who’s behind your eyes
When it seems like she is going to cum
Something crashes in your harddrive

And I don’t want my parents to walk in on me
Cause that would be the end
When all I want to do is cum
A psych ward I would be forced to attend

I just want to cum
I just want to cum
I just want to…

Under the hood
9-30-2010
Parody of RHCP's under the bridge

Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a sex life
Sometimes I feel like my only fun Is the button I play with
The button of joy
Horney as I am, I make me cum

I rub on my nipples
Cause they make me wet
I play in my hole
Cause I know what gets me off
I feel my clit and
I wish someone would lick me there
I don’t need a man
Now that is a lie

I don’t want to ever feel
Horney like today
Take me to an orgasm
Take me all the way
Mm ya mm ya
Oh oh, oh ya

It’s hard when I cream
I hope there is no one out there
It’s hard when I scream
I hope I’m all alone
At least I have my toy
The dildo that I love
As horny as I am
Together we cream

I don’t want to ever feel
Horney like today
Take me to an orgasm
Take me all the way
Oh yes yes, oh oh
Here I cum

Under my hood
I came
Under my hood
I could not rub fast enough
Under my hood
Forgot about my toy
Under my hood
I wish my orgasm would last my entire life

Mm ya mm ya
Here I cum
No no, oh yes yes
Here I cum