hello fellow bloopers
I was on the phone last night with TX Lisa for 1 hour and 27 minutes. You know, an average phone call for us.
She is really really "pumped" and looking forward to our sky diving adventure in May. She was telling me again what it is like to be free falling. She did it once in a training while in the army. And then talked about our past adventures...
Letting this blind man drive a big heavy army Humvee around the island in the high school parking lot...nearly hitting a jaguar and continue down the street and letting me even take a turn on a busier street ..
Then the time when she let me shoot guns. 22 caliber. a 35? MM and a 45 MM. and I hit the target 6 of the 8 shots I fired 
Then... well... what happens in Houston, stays in Houston It sure was nice to see outlines
Two years ago I drove her car around her entire block ...that was fun
This past May... I drove her 4 wheeler down the road. If the cross street wasn't busy, she would have let me continue.
And now this coming year... we're planning on jumping out of a plane.
Lisa asks me "What can we do for our 40th to top this?"
J: LISA! don't say that!
Lisa: what? (laughing)
J: 40 sounds so old.
L: so what can we do? I don't think anything can top jumping out of a plane?
J: hmmm How about walking on fire?
L laughing histericly) NOOOO!
J: (laughing) well what else?
L: I don't know. you mom is going to kill me!
J: she hasn't yet
L: who would kill me more, your mom or dad?
J: you ask that all the time. What would your mom do?
L: She would probably slap me across the face and say WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING! (mimicking her mom's tone of voice)
(both laughing)
L: How about snorkeling?
J: (Paused in thought)
L: ya, that's not too exciting
J: besides, I cant see all the amazing creatures under the sea. so there would be no point.
L: that's true. so what can we do to top it?
J: How about if we go on a nascar track and drive 200 MPH?
L: hmm we could do that
J: and it has to be 200, none of that tame 100 MPH
L: I don't think they would let you drive
J: that's ok, I'll be your co-pilet.
L: we'll have to work on it.
J: we have 5 years or 1800 days.
L: not really, we only have 4 years and 2 month
J: I was trying to make the math easy! lol
L: sorry! lol
J: hmm ok fine, so we're about 1500 days away.
L: lol. What can we do that will top sky diving?
J: Lisa, go to bed. we have time to figure it out.
L: ok (as she yawn) (LOL)
Eventually after another 5 min conversation we finally hang up.
I get on FB and I see I have a new message from Lisa. I'm thinking it was an old message but it wasnt.
L: Matt said we should go bull riding in our 40th
J: hmmm I hear that's very dangerous? We'll put that in the possibility pile
L: LMAO!!!
J: GO TO BED!
Anyone have any ideas of what we could do to top sky diving?
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