Hanging with Mary Jane
7-30-2013
By Jonathan
Insperation from Kayci
I have this friend, her name is Mary Jane
She relaxes me, keeps me from going insane
No one knows about her, I'm abrade what people would say
But they don't know, they don't know my way
Every night, I go out back
Sit on my lounger, ready to relax
I look up at the sky
As I begin to get high
Connecting the stars, trying to figure out constellations
I just found Sagittarius, I should get an ovation
I’ll settle for a candy bar, maybe a milkyway
Or maybe a payday
Mary Jane is making me horny
Maybe I should masturbate, no one will see
I am feeling hungry, I have the munchies
Chips, pretzels, hmm I want something cheesy
I’m so relax, I would do anything willing
Ah, yes, just sitting here chillin’
Hey, wait, what’s that noise? I didn’t invite anyone
Shit, it’s the pink Elephants again, they came to ruin my fun
God damn you pink elephants
I should send my army of ants
They will get in your pants
They will tickle you
Then you will be through
Chew pink elephants, chew
GET OUT OF MY YARD! FUCK YOU!
YOU BETTER RUNN
I’LL GO GET MY GUN!
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