Stolen from Survey_This.
What would you do, if you encountered a Dalek?
Probably get ready to fuckin die because i'm not the doctor
Do you enjoy good food or do you prefer to constantly watch what you eat?
I try to avoid eating things that ARENT food, like hostess cakes and cheese doodles, but sometimes a bitch needs a doodle knah'msayn
Is there any snow where you live? And where do you live, exactly?
Between the months of November and March it is known to snow in obnoxious amounts and i love it. Also, New York.
Are you excited that spring is on its way?
Spring's here and now we're on the verge of summer and i hate it.
Which OS (operating system) are you using?
Currently i'm at work, so, XP.
Have you ever seen the inside of a computer?
Nah i just assume there's a little hamster in there surrounded by magic crystals.
^If yes, can you name any of the components?
Uhhhh yeah
How often do you listen to music?
Erry'day
If you could get a new phone right now, would you/which kind?
Yes, and anything but an iPhone. Dat new HTC looks pre'keeewl
Have you ever cut your own hair?
Yeah, with meh results. Not BAD but it would have been better had i been able to see what the hell i was doing.
Could you live without a TV?
Honestly, yes, and without issue.
What do you think of people, who choose NOT to have children?
Uh you mean people exactly like me? If you're making a conscious decision NOT to have children, whether it be a permanent decision or temporary, you're probably the kind of person who has put a decent amount of thought into what you can and cannot handle as a person. Me? I can't be trusted to care for a child, that's just the way it is. I have a puppy, and within a week of having said puppy came to a somewhat grave realization that this is the absolute maximum amount of responsibility i can handle at this time. Having a child would not be advisable.
Do you think euthanasia (assisted suicide) is acceptable? If not, why not?
Absolutely. It's one of the most acceptable things in the history of acceptibleness. Now, should you be able to walk into your primary care physicians office one day and say "You know what, i think i'm done living. You can go ahead and kill me now." No. I don't think that's a good idea. But if you have a terminal illness like, for example, MS, or Lou Gherig's Disease, you have no hope. Medicine has not yet come that far, and will not by the time you're a prisoner in your own body. That's no life, that's pure existence, and that's torture. You should be able to end it, confidently, and with the assistance of a professional, if you so choose.
What about suicide? If not, why not?
I have no issue with suicide. Your life is yours to do with what you choose. I do not weep for suicide.
Do you know anyone with a severe mental illness?
I do, actually.
What is your view on teenage pregnancy?
Teenage sex happens. As a result, teenage pregnancy also happens. If you're 17 and are able to fully support a baby without incident then more power to you. But most are not so fortunate, and rather than educate teenagers on contraception and the merits of birth control we, as a U.S. society, instead like to guilt trip the fuck out of them and bombard them with pictures of mutilated fetuses until they're made to feel like an absolute monster who's only hope of retribution is to give up all their hopes for the future, all their dreams, their entire life, to deal with a resentful pregnancy and an unwanted baby. RECIPE FOR SUCCESS.
Are you afraid of global warming? If yes, why? If not, why not?
No. Because i'm not afraid of death. If the earth heats to 62 billion degrees farenheit tomorrow then fuckin whatever. The earth, one day, is going to shake us all off like the bad case of fleas that we are. To attempt to avoid this is futile.
Do you believe the world will end in 2012? Why/why not?
Well considering it's 2014...
Do you like long car rides? If yes, what makes them fun? If not, why not?
Yes but only if i'm driving. Control issues.
Are there any animals or insects that absolutely scare you?
Eh, Spiders are gross but not inherently SCARY. So, nah, not really.
Would you say your family is ordinary or somehow crazy?
My family's no more or less crazy than anyone else's, we do some dumb shit but 99% of the time it's just hilarious. My mother's side, ehhh....pretty crazy, but not the funny kind. The irritating kind.
What do you think of 90s girl- and boybands?
Jesus tap dancing christ is there a more obvious corporate agenda?
What about today's pop music?
Advertising garbage pumped through radio waves until everyone's drinking coca cola and smoking.
Do you need a daily caffeine fix?
Well, i don't NEED it persay, but less people die if i have some.
Are you a Pepsi or a Coca-Cola person?
Not a big fan of either, honestly.
Do you see the positive or the negative side of things mostly?
I'm a realist, i try to see things as they are.
How old is the eldest member of your family?
Man i can't remember ages.
Do you still have any of the stuffed animals you had as a child?
I don't think so. I think they all met untimely ends, whether by over use as a pillow/drool absorber or falling into the jaws of our cocker spaniel, Lady. |
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