yup i wrote it thought id share it i thought it was funny let me know what you think !
One Foot Shlong
I was waiting for you to call
While laying on my bed
Thinking of what you told me
All of the thoughts running through my head
You telling me how you want it
And how your one foot long
How you want to do me night and day
With your one great big shlong
How you would make me hurt
Inside and out
Make me shake and shiver
While hearing me scream and shout
I'm getting all hot and heavy
And i know that hes the one
I'm going to tell him that I'm ready
And i can't wait to have some fun
I finally got his call
I told him hes in luck
Told him to come on over
Because I'm ready to have a good fuck
10 minutes later
He shows up at my door
Taking him to my room
Then throwing off my clothes on to the floor
Now walking to my man
Thinking wow my guy is fly
Unzipping his pants and there it was
And all i could say was... oh my
But to my surprise
I look and see
That my guy was lying
He has a little pee pee
What the hell is this
Why did he lie
Thats not one foot
Thats only standing 4 inches high
I stood right up quick
Said you think i wouldn't know
One foot from 4 inches
It really does show
Now listen to me good
Put that little thing away
It ain't worth my time
Maybe when you grow we can try another day
So out my house he went
Head hanging low
Sorry it didn't work out
But i need a real pro
JUDGE ME
& I'll prove you wrong.
Tell ME what to DO
& I'll.tell you OFF.
Say I'm.not Worth it
& watch where I. end up.
Call me a BITCH
& I'll show. you One.
FUCK ME OVER
& I'll. do it to you TWICE as bad.
Call me CRAZY...
But you really. have No Idea
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