I know that you aren't really pregnant. I know that you are lying to your friends, OUR friends (in many cases). Your dates are out, you are acting suspicious, and you refuse to provide proof. If I can work it out, being naive and believing your lies for as long as I have, then it won't take long for others. My secret? If you were anyone else, I'd have told everyone about your lie. But it's you, and I'm stupid - you could say - because I am a sucker and I let you continue with lying about everything. Maybe if I had of called you up on it many times before, you wouldn't have begun spinning the biggest lie you have to date. People will expect the proof eventually, and I'm expecting you will conveniently have a "miscarriage" happen before then... so we will never really know, will we? |