I was at the bar next door and I sat down next to two good looking guys.
I started up a conversation and we were on a first name basis.
The one said that he would escort me home, to make sure I made it back alright.
We went back to my apartment and had sex (I had been drinking a lot).
The next weekend, I went to a family reunion and turned around, and there was the guy I had sex with the week before.
I have a very large, extended family, and ended up having sex with my second cousin that I havent seen in 10 years.
He had lost about 170 pounds, and thats why I didnt recognize him.
And he still keeps trying to call me but I ignore his calls. |
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Oh dear... that'll teach everyone not to drink heaps, eh? Unfortunate for you, but second cousins aren't so embarrassingly close that you can't answer the phone and say 'no want stick-stick anymore' is it? Also, maybe he's just AS mortified by seeing his last bedmate at a family reunion and wants to apologize. Never will find out if you don't answer.
i agree witht the first 2 comments 
What are the odds. crazy.
10 years, 170 pounds later... i wouldn't beat yourself up over it. 1st cousin.. some kicking yourself would be expected. but a 2nd cousin isn't terribily bad in that situation. it would still be too close for comfort in my book but if it had been 10 years and i didn't realize it was someone i was related to... it would be weird at first but i'd just explain it to them that i didn't wanna do it again lol.
IT happens, it's America, people marry their family even when they know it's their family, so don't beat yourself up over it.
