I was at the bar next door and I sat down next to two good looking guys.
I started up a conversation and we were on a first name basis.
The one said that he would escort me home, to make sure I made it back alright.
We went back to my apartment and had sex (I had been drinking a lot).
The next weekend, I went to a family reunion and turned around, and there was the guy I had sex with the week before.
I have a very large, extended family, and ended up having sex with my second cousin that I havent seen in 10 years.
He had lost about 170 pounds, and thats why I didnt recognize him.
And he still keeps trying to call me but I ignore his calls. |