it's interesting, i promise. xD
In my update yesterday I said that I was going to head down to Jonas'. Well, Kelsey ended up coming back and we did go down there. And let me tell you - it was a serious adventure. xD Lmao. I'm not even kidding.
So, around 10:20, Kelsey got back over here and at 10:30 we walked down the block. When we walked inside there was funky music playing and we smelled some decent smelling food, lol. Turns out the "potato chips" had turned out to be these realllllllllly good, crunchy slivers of potato with salt and yum! Aha, they were so good. Surprisingly, lol. Kelsey and I sat down at the dining room table and just laughed as Jonas was doing these ridiculous accents. I swear, I don't know where he comes up with this stuff, but it's highly entertaining. xD He made this green bean concoction - which I'll bring up later. [sidenote]kelsey probably started gagging as soon as she read 'green bean concoction, lmao. [/sidenote]
Kelsey and I thought we were going to be able to kick back and relax while Jonas and my dad made us a late night freaking meal. No, of course not. Lmao. Jonas made Kelsey mix up the venison with her hands. Lolololol. Funniest crap, I swear. She was like, gagging as she mixed up the meat with mustard, beer, soy or whatever the hell Jonas threw in the bowl. I was getting a kick out of it. It was so gross, I probably wouldn't have done it. Her hands smelled like mustard & beer for the rest of the night. D: Bahahahaha.
After she did that, my dad lit the grill outside, and had to grill up the deer meat with a freaking flashlight because Jonas didn't know how to turn on the flood lights outside. That was interesting. I actually had to go outside and hold the flashlight while he poured more beer on the meat. I was like, "Damn, dad. We're having some drunken venison tonight, huh?" And he slurred something like, "Ohhh yeahhh." And then drank some more beer. xD Lmao.
So we were dancing to Sandstorm in the kitchen when Jonas gave me a task. Oh great. -Rolls eyes- He told me that I was in charge of making Mac n' Cheese. 0.o Yeah, random? So, he gives me a pan full of water and tells me to make it. So, I obviously know how to make Kraft M&C. Who doesn't? Lmao. But Jonas decided that he was going to be Gordon fucking Ramsay turn his kitchen into Hell's Kitchen and give me a time limit on the macaroni?! I was like - what the hell is wrong with you? ;P He was like, "The mac and cheese has to be done in three minutes." And the noodles were still cooking? I was like.. okay, Jonas. You're insane.
Eventually the meal got to the plates - which were set amazingly by Kelsey. (; - and we had the homemade chips, grilled venison, mac n' cheese, and this.. interesting green bean mixture. Okay, before I go on. This green bean thing - looked DELICIOUS. Jonas put sea salt, panko bread crumbs, garlic salt, cheese and olive oil on them. Oh my gosh, it looked like it could have been photographed for a food magazine. And then.. you tasted them. The first two or so bites were actually really, really good! Then - it hits you. SALT. Fucking salt. I've never tasted something where when you take a bit, you can actually feel the salt extracting all of the water from your body. I swear. Lmao, we kept making fun of him for it, and he kept eating it because it actually looked good - but it did not taste good. At all. Sorry bony boy, better luck next time with the beans. xD
By the time we got out to the fire - midnight - my dad was piss drunk. It was hilarious. He was saying something about a tiger peeing on it's prey by the river. I don't know, it was great though. I loved just cooking with everyone and talking, dancing, and such. Kelsey, my dad and I headed home around 1:00 and everyone immediately passed out. It was a good time, lol, so I just thought I'd write an entry about it. (:
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