*what goes around comes around.*
*Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A small dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!*
*you played me hard, and I cant believe I went with you
you were a bitch and a two-faced liar to
everything you said dont mean shit now
fuck with me and I'll show u how
much of a bitch I can truly be
mutherfucker dont you see,
I never loved or even cared
I just wanted to go with you to have someone be there
that plan back fired when you didnt call
but that shit didn't hurt me at all
the only reason I kept coming back
is because I felt sorry for you and that's a fact
heres something you should know
your d***s so small that it wasn't worth it so
heres to all the gurls that has been hurt by a cheater
all because he's a pu$$y eater.
and he dont know how to keep his dick in his pants
and ladys lets never give any motherfucking players a chance.*
*
One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell.
The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3
seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown
in the fiery pit. So the Chinese guy walks up the devil says 1
and it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery
pit. Next the Japanese guy walks up the devil goes 1...2 poof
it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery pit.
Then the black guy goes up. The devil counts 1..2..3 nothing
happens. the devil goes "let me count again" 1..2..3. the devil
goes why didn't it go up in flames. The black guy says choclate
melts in your mouth not in your hand* |