I can learn languages pretty well, but I guess I still need to study up on whatever Mom and Dad speak.
"Clear half of the driveway before I get home"
I get it done by four.
Dad gets home at quarter to five.
"NOTHING MELTED. I CALLED YOU AT NOON. WHY WASN'T IT DONE BY TWO? IT COULD HAVE MELTED."
What the fuckity doodle doo. |