So, the dog just tore down half the laundry from the line outside...
So, I'm going to do this to keep from KILLING her!
1. Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced?
Not even as a half-assed, half-hearted joke.
2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better?
Sometimes, depending on who's doing the kissing.
3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Never
4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before
5. What shoe do you put on first, left or right?
Left
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Probably
7. Have you had more than 10 boyfriends/girlfriends?
Nope
8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Yes and it scares me.
9. Have you ever had the naked dreams?
No, never have.
10. Would you rather, in a permanent relationship, have the man lose his penis, or the woman grow one?
I'd rather grow one. I can always have it taken off later.
11. Where do you put your towel after taking a shower?
Back on the towel rack.
12. At what age did you lose your virginity?
Sixteen
13. Where was your first kiss?
In the doorway of my friend Trisha's house, as he was leaving. He was saying good bye & it was over before I knew it was going to happen.
14. What color is your shower curtain?
It's cream with various neutral-toned flowers and vines.
15. Have you ever had stitches?
Yep, in my chin
16. How long ago did you hug someone?
About 3 hours
17. Did you believe that girls/boys had cooties?
I don't think so.
18. Do you know how to use chop sticks?
Yes but I'm not very good at it.
19. Can you finish the phrase, "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Spongebob Squarepants!
20. Whose better: boys or girls?
Is there a third option?
21. Do you sometimes believe that guys have PMS?
Yes
22. If you bought a dog not knowing it had an undeveloped penis, would you keep it?
As long as it was still able to pee and I wouldn't have to devote a huge chunk to vet bills for it, sure.
23. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes, several times.
24. Have you ever run over an animal?
Once - broke my heart like nothing and no one else has.
25. What is your favorite cereal?
Count Chocula w/marshmallows
26. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
No
27. Have you ever had an orgasm in public?
No.
28. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
If they want to. They won't be kissing on me though.
29. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Whiskey sour
30. Where's your favorite place to be?
My Happy Place. Too bad I've forgotten where that is.
31. What's your ALL time favorite song?
I have no idea.
32. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Between the two, an alcohol drinker but, even then, it's very rarely.
33. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, who does that and why?
34. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yes.
35. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
No
36. Have you ever been arrested?
Not yet but I soon will be if I don't pay that traffic ticket tomorrow.
37. Do you dream in black and white?
Nope
38. Do you talk in your sleep?
Occasionally
39. Do you snore?
Apparently but lightly
40. Have you ever thought about being a model?
*snark* Oh yeah, just the other day.
41. Are you a redneck?
Jen thinks so.
42. Do you dye your eyebrows?
No
43. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
I don't think so.
44. What are you afraid of?
Heights, falling, drowning, suffocation
45. What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
I don't have one
46. What does the 10th text message in your outbox say?
Again, I don't have one.
47. Do you sing in the shower?
No but I'll lip sync
48. What's a pick-up?
A truck
49. When your radio doesn't work, do you hit it?
No
50. Was this the weirdest survey you ever taken?
Not... really.
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