"You must do the thing you think you can not do." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Question:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know
WHY? Because no one else in this house knows
HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for
THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
#&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the
SAME CABINET for the past
17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them,
2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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hahaha thats hilarious 
