Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall...

Y'know what? It just occured to me that I used to sing that song on field trips in pre-school. A bunch of pre-schoolers singing beer... *shakes head* lol!

One; Have you ever played cricket, horseshoes, or any other yard game like that? Croquet and lawn darts

Two; Last time using hair spray? A few months ago

Three; Which phone do you have? An LG something-or-other

Four; Which phone do you want? I don't really care

Five; Last thing you broke? Umm... A little glass desert bowl.

Six; Do any of your grandparents have Alzheimer's? Not that I've been told.

Seven; What time will it be in nineteen minutes? 8:50 pm

Eight; Will you be somewhere else by then? Maybe in the back office but that's it.

Nine; Last time going to a tanning salon? Never

Ten; What colour was the last hair elastic you used? Don't know. I chopped my hair off sometime last year. Oh wait! There was a black one up here left by the other desk girl. I tried to see if I had enough hair to pull back. I do but it's pathetic looking. lol!

Eleven; Last video recorded? Something last year on the cell phone

Twelve; Last picture taken? Chris had fallen asleep on his bedroom floor. He had his hand tucked into the back of his shorts. Looked like he fell asleep scratching his butt. LOL!

Thirteen; Last person you webcammed with? Never have

Fourteen; Last person you texted? Jen

Fifteen; Last time your stomach growled? This afternoon

Sixteen; Have you ever cried under the influence? Nope

Seventeen; What song are you listening to? I don't know. I can't hear the radio.

Eighteen; Does your state have the death penalty? I... don't know.

Nineteen; If so, when was it last used?

Twenty; Do you know anyone with the initials JR? I used to, ages & ages ago.

Twenty-one; What colour are your underwear? White hipsters

Twenty-two; How many times did you have sex last week? Once.

Twenty-three; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers? TMNT, if I have to.

Twenty-four; Mario Kart or Banjo Kazooee? Mario Kart *thinks of Shane*

Twenty-five; Have you ever kissed someone with a mouth piercing? No & I'm not ever likely to either.

Twenty-six; Last time seeing each of your siblings? The eleventeenth of Junevember. I'm an only.

Twenty-seven; Lats person you dreamt of sexually? Shawn, of course.

Twenty-eight; Do any of your fingers hurt? No but my left leg has it ever-present pins & needles, tingley feeling.

Twenty-nine; How happy are you right now? Meh. I'd be happier if I could go home NOW instead of in 2 hours. Especially since I just have to come back again at 7 tomorrow morning.

Thirty; Last drug you took in any way? 2 Alleve and a Rx pain pill, Meloxicam

Thirty-one; Last thing you remember learning in Math class? That I passed

Thirty-two; Do you write in printing or cursive? A mix. Primarily, I print but I'll connect some letters like cursive.

Thirty-three; Which band or artist occurs most in your iTunes? I don't have iTunes. Bon Jovi has the majority in my MP4 player tho.

Thirty-four; Last thing ordered from McDonalds? Some chicken sandwich thing, fries & a Coke

Thirty-five; How many continents have you been in? 2

Thirty-six; Last band shirt you wore? Hell, I don't remember

Thirty-seven; Ronnie or Sonny; Who do you miss more? Who are you talking about?

Thirty-eight; Last place you bled from? My gums. I'm seriously overdue for a cleaning.

Thirty-nine; Last time you were horny? Last night. And did he put out? No! *grumble grumble*

Forty; Last awkward encounter? Sunday afternoon, picking up Chris from the in-law's.

Forty-one; Last person you waved at? Chris, as he left on the bus this morning.

Forty-two; What is your body telling you? That I need to relax the one sore butt cheek but it's hard to do because that's the one that has the pinched nerve.

Forty-three; Who have you bought Christmas gifts for all ready? No one. It's only May.

Forty-four; Favourite flavour of flavoured water? Plain, thanks.

Forty-five; What are you doing an hour from now? I'm going to decide that it's time to start cleaning up so that I can be ready to go when Phyllis gets here.

Forty-six; When was your last breakdown? This morning during the car ride home from physical therapy. Damn, was I hurting.

Forty-seven; Do you get bored of your boyfriends easily? Yes! They were all SO boring that I decided to ditch them all and just get married instead! lol

Forty-eight; Or do they get bored of you? WHAT?! No one EVER gets bored of me!!

Forty-nine; What was the last BIG decision you made? Seriously trying for the house we want.

Fifty; Are you fascinated by shadows? Never really thought about it.

Fifty-one; Have you ever seen real pyramids? Not in person

Fifty-two; Isn't cornstarch amazing? Truly

Fifty-three; Favourite song right now? Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me"

Fifty-four; Last time you heard that song? Yesterday afternoon?

Fifty-five; Is your breath nice and fresh right now? No, I had Italian earlier. I'm all garlic-y.

Fifty-seven; Next place you'll be moving to? Hopefully, the aforementioned house.

Fifty-eight; Last person you high fived, and for what reason? Chris, I think, because he'd had a really good day.

Fifty-nine; What does your Math Text book have on the cover of it (like elephants or bears or something)? I don't have one.

Sixty; What colour was the last towel you used? White

Sixty-one; Are you doing laundry right now? Nope

Sixty-two; Don't you love Underoath? Um...who?

Sixty-three; What seems to be the most common piercing at your school? I'm not in school

Sixty-four; Are you often told you are well-spoken? Nope

Sixty-five; Is today going by fast or slow? Both, simultaneously.

Sixty-six; Are you counting down the days to anything? The lawsuit being over.

Sixty-seven; Do you call them thongs or flip-flops? I called them both until I was introduced to thong underwear. Now they're just flip-flops.

Sixty-eight; Does the person you have feelings for have any body modifications? Just a couple of scars from his cancer surgeries last year. My hero!

Sixty-nine; Do you dot your i's with dots, circles, or something else? Dots.

Seventy; Do you find it neat when you type, write, or read a word as you're hearing it being sung, without doing so on purpose? Never thought about it.

Seventy-one; Are you inhaling or exhaling as you read the end of this question? Inhaling

Seventy-two; You are now breathing manually: No I'm not

Seventy-three; If you say that ^ to someone on Ketamine they might pass out: Thanks for sharing.

Seventy-four; Are you on a laptop or a PC? PC

Seventy-five; Are you a victim of cyber bullying? No

Seventy-six; Can you easily make people happy when they're sad? No but I try.

Seventy-seven; Last time you subscribed to someone on xanga? Never

Seventy-eight; UNsubscribed? Again, never

Seventy-nine; Have you ever gotten Carpal Tunnel from texting? No, I got it from working as a dental assistant

Eighty; Last type of gum you chewed? Orbit's Bubble Mint

Eighty-one; Have you ever had a piercing reject? Yes, my belly button never healed. Someone told me that the piercer went too deep.

Eighty-two; How many hands have been in your pants? Today? Three. Two of my own & one of the physical therapist's adjusting my waistband as she was massaging my back.

Eighty-three; Are you pure? As pure as the driven snow in New York City.

Eighty-four; Is your hair underneath curlier than the hair on top? No, it's stick straight & I can't do a THING with it!

Eighty-five; How often do you shave your pubic hair? I don't. Itches like hell & I don't want razor bumps.

Eighty-six; What band or artist are you listening to? I don't know. I can't hear the radio in back.

Eighty-seven; What other band or artist do they sound like or have similar style as?

Eighty-eight; Do you show your teeth when you smile? Yes. 7 years of braces, dammit. I'm showing my teeth!

Eighty-nine; Mini shuffle! Skip ahead five songs:

Ninety; Have you seen any of the bands live?

Ninety-two; Were there any band repeats among these...five songs?

Ninety-three; Which has the best album art?

Ninety-four; Order them from best to least..best...:

Ninety-five; Best one to be played at a wedding?

Ninety-six; What is your favourite word to write in cursive? Don't know...

Ninety-seven; Eighteenth SENT text message and to who? I don't have that many

Ninety-eight; How good was the last thing you ate? Pretty good for pasta from a pizza place.

Ninety-nine; Do you have to pee? No, Not right now.

Okay, I still have at least an hour and a half left. Wondering if I should go ahead & take my muscle relaxer now. That way I'll be good & ready for bed by the time I get off work. I think I will. Okay, later!