I was going to just do the 2nd one but it's a slow work day so I'll do both. I can't help but laugh at the 2nd one. The grammar is SO BAD! It'd be funny to post it on Dear Anonymous so that the grammar enthusiasts there could get all up in arms and pick it to pieces.
Basics
Who is your man? Shawn
How long have you been together? It'll be 6 years this summer
Dating/Engaged/Married? Married
How old is your man? 39
What's his middle name? Thomas
You or your man?
Who eats more? Him
Who said "I love you" first? Him
Who weighs more? Me
Who sings better? He does, far and away
Who's Older? Him
Who's smarter? Good question
DIFFERENT WAYS
Who's temper is worse? MINE
Who does the laundry? I do
Who does the dishes? I do
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Him
Who's feet are bigger? They're about the same size
Who's hair is longer? Mine
Who's better with the computer? I can navigate the Internet better but he's the handyman.
Who mows the lawn? He does.
Who pays the bills? Varies by what is in who's name. I pay the electric & water. He pays rent & his car payment. We go back and forth on the rest.
Who cooks dinner? I do
Who makes more money? Him
Who drives when you are together? Him
Who pays when you go out to dinner? Depends on who has the most money available & who brought up the idea.
Who's the most stubborn? Hmmm... lol!
Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong? It varies
Who's parents do you see more? His. Mine are 1400 miles away.
Who named your dog? My Jen Friend did. We asked several people but liked her answer the best.
Who kissed who first? He kissed me
Who asked who out? I don't remember who brought up the idea of visiting first but I came out to see him first
Who's more sensitive? He is.
Who's taller? I think we're about the same
Who has more friends? I do
Who has more siblings? He does. I'm an only child.
Who wears the pants in the relationship? Varies
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WHATS THERE NAME? Shawn
HOW OLD IS THEY? 39
HOW OLD ARE YOU? 34... still
WHEN IS THERE BIRTHDAY? August 1st
WHAT COLOR IS HIS HAIR? Brown
WHAT COLOR IS HIS EYES? Light blue
HOW TALL ARE THEY? About 5' 7"
MUSTACHE OR CLEAN SHAVEN/ MAKE UP OR NONE? He's clean in the summer & has a bead in the winter.
HOW LONG HAVE YALL BEEN TOGETHER? 6 years this summer
WHEN IS YALL ANNIVERSARY? May 28th
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON THEM? No
DO YALL LIVE TOGETHER? Yes
HOW LONG NOW? 5 1/2 years
ANY KIDS? HOW MANY? Just Chris, from his first marriage.
MARRIED? Yes
WHERE DID YALL MEET? High school
TELL THE STORY OF THE ENTIRE DAY. You can pretty much read the whole thing on my FP
WHERE WAS YALL FIRST DATE? A double date at a park
HOW LONG BEFORE YOUR FIRST KISS? A couple of dates
HOWS YOUR SEX LIFE? Good, when we have it.
HOW OFTEN DO YALL HAVE SEX? I work 1st shift, he works 3rd. The hours in between are taken up by family time. You do the math.
WHO DID YOU LOOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO? Him, way back when.
HOW OLD WHERE YOU AND HIM? I was 16, he was 19.
WHO WAS THE LAST GUY BESIDES YOUR MAN YOU HAD BEEN WITH? Keith
HAVE YOU AND YOU MAN EVER DONE IT IN A CAR? Never needed or wanted to
HOTEL? Yes
STANDING IN THE SHOWER? Yes
MISSIONARY? Yes
DOGGY STYLE? Yes
69? Yeah
SAT ON HIS FACE? No
ANUS? No
BLOW JOB? Yeah
TITTY SEX? Yeah
EVER SNEAKED BOYS IN YOUR HOUSE? No but I've snuck them OUT
EVER SNUCK OUT? No
HOW IMPORTANT IS SEX? I miss it
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME? No
WOULD YOU PLAY THE LEAD ROLE IN A PORNO THAT WOULD GO OUT AROUND THE WORLD IF THEY PAID YOU 50k? No, I'd want a lot more than that.
HAVE YOU AND YOUR PARTNER EVER MADE A HOMEMADE ONE? No
SO THEY HAVE NAUGHTY PICS OF YOU? He did on his cell phone once. We changed phones when we changed plans. Several months later, his friend Frank needed a phone so Shawn gave him that one. A few nights after THAT, I remembered what was on that phone & made him get it back. Frank hadn't started using it yet so I think he was clueless about it but I wouldn't bet money on it.
DO YOU PREFER TO MAKE LOVE OR NICE AND HARD? Depends on how long it's been
WHAT PUBLIC PLACE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE SEX AT? Meh, not really my thing |