Who'd a thunk there was still an original survey out there?
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
- Steve Anderson
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
- That guy that sings the song about how his love's body is like a playground. Her tongue is like cotton candy, etc. Lame.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
- Steve Anderson
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
- Monterey Jack
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to human kind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
- Roast Beast, lettuce, mayo, the aforementioned cheese. Toasted and served hot & melty.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
- Johnny Depp
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above.
- Jon Bon Jovi
8. Now that you have slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk.
- I'd put it towards the electric bill.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where do you go?
- Phoenix
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred dollar bill.
- Food! First, lunch at Jack In The Box and then dinner at the Five & Diner followed by dessert at Baskin & Robbin's 31 Flavors. If I have any left, I'll kill some time at the Barnes & Noble at Paradise Valley Mall.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Be brand specific, it says.
- Montevina Pinot Grigio
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
- I don't know... A sock hop during the 50's? Hang with a bunch of hippies in the 60's? A ball in Victorian England's high society?
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules.
- I have no idea.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design.
- Um, something along the lines of BBC's How Clean Is Your House?
15.What is your favorite expletive?
- Shit and dammit are my most common.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- Freak for the first few minutes and then call the cops.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.
- The graduation pic of me and my mom.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
- Cuddle & talk with Shawn for as long as I can
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the superpower of your choice! What's it gonna be?
- Flight
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though.
What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- You really don't want to know. It'd be a little TMI for you.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past.
- My cousin Bobby's death.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out, you can move to anywhere else in the world!Where would you go?
- Ireland please
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world; except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
- Whichever Irish Pub my friends frequent
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question. If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out. Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT! Whose house are you going to float to first?
- My parents. I haven't seen them in a couple of years.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice.
So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
- Heath Ledger
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
I answered this one already. My cousin Bobby.
27. What's your theme song?
- Bon Jovi's Someday I'll Be Saturday Night
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