I don't remember the name so, if you're reading this, I'm not excluding you on purpose. I just forgot.
HOW INSANE ARE YOU?
[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (and hurt it back too)
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 7
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL: 10
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 13
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You raise your hand when you have something to say. Even at home
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 15
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
I am 60% Mentally insane |
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