Immortal Shadows Post Count: 109 |
ew, that's just wrong.
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kein mitleid Post Count: 592 |
Win!
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IamMarina Post Count: 13 |
euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww where in the hell do these jokes come from?
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Kelsey Lynn xox Post Count: 150 |
Q: what do you call a bunch of black people in a barn?
A: a bunch of ancient farm equipment. :] |
kein mitleid Post Count: 592 |
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket. |
Lacey Post Count: 144 |
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An interracial couple in an auto wreck. A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and the tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they're walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies! One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women to make love to and I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me." Q: Why isnt Mexico in the Olympics? A: Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in the US |
Blitch. [+1] Post Count: 82 |
LOL it's funnier if you put "Anyone who can run, swim, or jump is already over the border!"
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Agent Orange Post Count: 4 |
not exactly bad taste but hey good all the same
Jack And Jill were just married Jack took his trousers off and said to Jill "try these on". Jill said "there too big" Jack replied " Exactly I wear the Trousers in this marriage" and always will. Jill said "Try my knickers on" Jack replied "I cant get into them". Jill said "Exactly And if you dont change your fucking attitude you never will!" |
Opie's Old Lady Post Count: 459 |
lmao i love that one!
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kein mitleid Post Count: 592 |
What do you call one white guy surrounded by ten black guys?
Quarterback. |
Creative Chaos; Inc. Post Count: 9 |
Q: Why did Michael Jackson let Farrah Fawcett die before him?
A: He always liked to come in a little behind. ;D |