()1. I like gummi bears, do you want a gummi bear? *holds out bag*:
Um…Are those non fat?---Yes, I love gummy bears.
()2. What do the voices in your head tell you to do?:
“Eat meat this lent.”
()3. Tell me a story, a funny one:
“One time, at band camp, I did the guy who played the tuba, and I smoked a cigarette afterwards. He reminded me of fat bastard from Austin Powers. Hahahaha!!!!”
()4. Tell me a cheesy joke, like this:
“Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? YOOHOO!”
()5. What do you miss most about kindergarten?:
Being able to beat up the bully.
()6. What's your favorite flavor of Jelly Belly's?:
Coffee.
()7. If you could go anywhere in the world with anyone you wanted to, who and where would it be?:
I’d take Keanu Reeves and bring him to Burmuda.
()8. What are your views on Tupperware?:
Recyclable and nature friendly. *wink!*
()9. What are you thinking RIGHT NOW??:
Thinking of ways to skip next year’s swimming class. 1. Pretend to be handicapped. 2. Claim to be H2O intolerant……3. Lap dance my way to a 1 on my class-card.
()10. Do you like to act?:
I enjoy theatre.
()11. Do you believe in horoscopes, palmistry, etc., or is it just a bunch of crap?
No. I don’t believe in any of that. They basically say the same things.
()12. If you could change one thing in the world, what would that be and why?:
There would be less apathy.
()13. What's the weirdest dream you ever had?:
I was trapped in a haunted house with a bunch of friends, and an evil queen pops out, and I survived. I summon my fellow S.W.A.T—Colin Farrell, ahem!--members, we destroyed the evil queen and rescued all my friends. Woke up freaked out.
()14. Right now, make up a word, ok, what the hell does that mean?!:
Dadidadida – synonymous to laughter.
()15. What's your favorite personality trait about yourself? Your favorite physical feature?:
Funny/individualistic. My brain.
()16. Make a short list of things you love and hate here:
Love: Books, and movies.
Hate: Mean people.
()17. If there was a movie being made about your life, who would the characters be, what would it be called, and what would be the theme song?:
1. Ethel as herself. 2. Francis as the love interest. 3. Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe, and Diane Keaton as the professors at Siena.
()19. Pretend there's a question here,... ok, now answer it:
I refuse to walk naked in a cannibalistic village.
()20. What would you do if you were in the living room, then got up to go to the kitchen because you were hearing weird noises like, WOOOHOOOO... and when you got there you saw the Pillsbury Dough Boy getting a little too friendly with a biscuit...?:
Yum. Let’s eat you too.
()21. Would you be bothered if I changed my screen name?:
I don’t care.
)22. What song reminds you of me?:
The theme song from the movie “Psycho”.
()23. There is no 23. –Sure.
()24. Can I have a kidney?:
Sorry, my dogs refuse to donate theirs.
()25. Describe your most memorable experience involving cows: When I was in the 3rd grade, I went camping at Copenhagen in Austria. They had a cow den, and my friends and I were all petting the cow.
()26. Did anyone ever tell you; you looked like an ostrich?
Yes, you just did and thanks. Anything's better than looking like a walrus.
()27. Who likes to go bowling?
Points to the wall behind me.
()28. Write whatever you want here:
Sir yes sir!
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