January
1. Have you ever built a snow man? I have. Ever since I was about 16 I've started building perverted snowmen. Much more fun.
2. What color are your favorite socks? All my socks are just white.
3. Are you the Oldest Sibling? Nope.
4. Have you ever marched in a parade? Yep.
5. What do you think of Ryan Seacrest? What does that have to do with January?
6. How did your finals go? --
7. How many sweaters do you own? Too many.
8. Do you know anybody named Jan? One of my clients at work..
9. You're participating in a protest, what is it for? Wow, I don't have a clue. Animal rights?
10. You have a carbonated drink, what is it? Sprite or Code Red. Is Code Red carbonated? LOL
February
1. There is a poking sensation in your hiney, what is it? Poop?
2. What is your resting heart rate? (count how many heartbeats occur in 10 seconds, then multiply by 6) I don't know... high?
3. Who is your favorite president? OBAMA.
4. Have you ever cut down a tree? Nope.
5. What is your opinion on rodents? I just threw up in my mouth a little.
6. Which infomercial is your favorite? I love the freaking Bender Ball one because those bitches make it so easy looking. It's HARD.
7. Describe your favorite brown item: He is about 5'10", gorgeous dark eyes and hair, and he's my boyfriend. 
8. Do you know what number this year's superbowl is? XLIII?
9. Have you ever run a 5k? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.
10. 70% everything, all over the mall! Where do you head first? COACH.
March
1. What's your favorite type of pie? I don't like pie.
2. Do you know anyone with an Irish accent? TJ's family.
3. You have found a pot of gold! Now what? ...I died.
4. Are you an environmental activist? Negative.
5. How many birthday candles can you blow out in one breath? It depends on the breath. I got all 20 last year!
6. You're forced to weed a garden. What is your tool of choice? HOE.
7. How many of your friends are born in March? TJ...
8. Is being in band at school considered dorky? Not at my school it wasn't.
9. As a child, did you get sent to your room a lot? HA. They knew better.
10. Who is your favorite mythological god/goddess/figure? Athena.
April
1. What items do you need to pull off the best prank ever? Seran Wrap & darkness.
2. Do you or your parents own the program Turbo Tax? Nope.
3. What is your opinion on welfare? *shrug* It's good for those who need it, but it's often taken advantage of.
4. Did you attend kindergarten? Yep. It's where I met my BFF Kristinna.
5. Do you know anyone who has received chemotheraphy? Yes.
6. Estimate how many zippers are in your wardrobe (pants, jackets, etc.): Current? Three.
7. What is your favorite stage play? *shrug*
8. I give you a plane and some jet fuel, where are we going? I guess to see my boyfriend!
9. Have you ever planted a tree before? Of course I have.
10. Do you know anyone named April? I do.
May
1. May I have the butter? Sure...
2. We go to a pond, what kind of fish are swimming in it? I guess smelly ones.
3. What was the last nice thing you did for your mother? I started her car this morning.
4. How many pennies are in your wallet/change purse at the moment? Zero.
5. As a child, did you read the books from the Magic Tree House series? I think so...
6. Have you ever donated blood? Nope.
7. You need volunteer hours, what organization will you be helping? PAWS
8. What's a word that rhymes with Volcano: Lame-o.
9. Do you graduate/Did you graduate in May or June? June.
10. What do you do on your three day weekends? SLEEP.
June
1. How did you do on the SAT? I didn't take the SAT
2. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Snuffaluffagus!!!!
3. We get in your car, what radio station are we tuned into? CD time!
4. Can you do any yo-yo tricks? YES! I can totally walk the dog!
5. What do you think of comics that are made into live action movies? Sure?
6. Do you know who Captain Kangaroo is? Some old ass man.
7. If a strange alien showed up at your door, would you let him use the telephone? Doesn't he have a cell?
8. Of the ties that your father owns, how many of them were given to him by you for father's day? I don't give my daddy ties.
9. What is your favorite vegetable? BROCCOLI!
10. Do you ever play Chrismas songs in June? I don't play Christmas songs EVER
July
1. What makes you feel patriotic? Wearing our colors, sadly.
2. What is your favorite type of firework? BOMBS.
3. Do you remember when Princess Di died? Nope.
4. What product do you wish you held the patent for? Post-Its.
5. How many glasses of milk do you drink daily? One, tops.
6. If you had the opportunity to, would you participate in a political revolution? Probably not.
7. What's your favorite ride at Disneyland? Tower of Terror!
8. Did you ever want to become an Astronaut? Nope.
9. How do you like your potatoes? Any way!
10. Does anybody pack your lunch for you? My momma does sometimes.
August
1. Do you know the words to the Star-Spangled Banner? I do.
2. We're going on a picnic, what's in the picnic basket? Sammiches!
3. What is your opinion on clowns? CREEPY!
4. If I offered you a waffle iron, would you take it? SURE! & I'd hit you with it.
5. What was your last dream about? I had SO many dreams last night. It was a bad night.
6. Can you pitch a tent? I can.
7. Have you ever written bad poetry while feeling very emotional? Nope.
8. Do you own a coonskin cap? No.
9. Would you rather have 5 one dollar bills or a 5 dollar bill? It doesn't matter to me.
10. What is your favorite type of apple? FUJI!
September
1. When do you normally begin school? I don't.
2. Can you play Mary Had a Little Lamb on any instruments? The recorder.
3. What do you like on your pizza? Pepperoni.
4. Do you celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day? No!
5. Did you wear disposable or cloth diapers? Disposable.
6. What were you doing September 11, 2001? I was at school. When the planes hit I was sleeping.
7. Did you have a favorite plush toy as a child? I did not.
8. What oceans have you dipped your toes into? Pacific only. :[ Atlantic I've seen but I didn't get to touch it.
9. What airports have you been to? Oh hell: Seattle, Denver, Colorado Springs, Savannah, Cincinnati, Kahului, Moses Lake, Spokane, Missoula, Sun Valley, annnnnnd Billings.
10. Do you have any relatives that came over on the Mayflower? Not that I know of.
October
1. Mmm, cookies are baking in the oven! What kind are they? Chocolate Chip.
2. Do you know any of the songs from the musical Annie? Nope.
3. When are you most grouchy? After I see my bosses face. He was reading this so I had to put that. 
4. What were you for halloween last year? Nothing.
5. We're at McDonalds, what do you want? Right now I'm craving a Big Mac, but I know I can't taste it.
6. What is the most creative thing you have seen done to a pumpkin? I've made a snowman haha.
7. Do you know any of the Oscar Meyer songs? Only the weiner one!
8. Do you participate in MUN? I don't know?
9. Have you ever considered becoming a vegetarian? I have, but it was while I was eating beef jerky & I didn't realize it. HA
10. Does your computer have the Google Earth programe? It doesn't. BUT I have google maps and I can stalk your ass.
November
1. Where is the nearest light sourch? Sourch?
2. What is your favorite type of sandwich? Chicken Ranch Flatbread.
3. How many button down shirts do you own? Fuck a million.
4. Have you ever had to memorize the Gettysburg Address? 1234 Idontcare Lane South.
5. If you had the opportunity to use the phrase "take a hike" would you? I will now. My boss said: "I'm too fat." HAHAHAHA.
6. Did you ever read Arthur the aardvark books? Nope.
7. Who is your favorite Disney character? ME
8. How long until you are legal? Uh as in 18? 2 1/2 years ago. I turn 21 in a little more than 3 months. 3 months and 6 days, to be exact.
9. What languages do you know how to say "Hello" in? A few... I don't know.
10. Do you know any war veterans? Yep.
December
1. Do you like "Rhapsody in Blue"? Meh.
2. How do you exercise your first amendment rights? By proudly telling this survey to fuck off. ;]
3. Do you buy Advent Calendars? I eat all the chocolate on one day.
4. Does it bother you to leave crossword puzzles unfinished? NOPE.
5. When was the last time you had your temperature taken? LOL
6. Do you celebrate Hanukkah? Nope.
7. What do you want for Christmas this year? I want to be able to be with my boyfriend, family, and friends.
8. Did you shop on Black Friday last year? I was at the airport flying to see my boyfriend.
9. There are two muffins on a table. Who are they for? The muffin man.
10. How do you celebrate new years? At a part somewhere. |
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