A Hooker, a Naked man, and a Screaming Lady

Let's start with Sunday morning. First thing in the morning a woman dragged her shopping bag full of treasures across the parking lot of my place of employment. She sat under the shade of a tree there and proceeded to scream and yell at the top of her lungs. About what, you may ask? About everything. At one point it was about Pringles and religion. We had to call the police on her twice because once wasn't enough. She was told to move on and only moved as far as the road sign on the other side of the parking lot. And then after moving twice, she finally skidaddled off to wherever it was she ended up for the day. 

Later on in the afternoon I let a young man in hospital scrubs into the bathroom because he had forgetten his bag in there earlier. I don't think anything of it and continue on with my work. About fifteen minutes later I overhear a customer telling another customer how he had just walked in on a guy laying on the floor of the mens bathroom doing a Whinnie The Pooh impersonation. First of all, who decides they need to lay on the floor of a public bathroom? Second, why would you take your pants and underwear off (shoes too)? Third, why didn't you lock the door bro? When I told Craig about it (because as a female, I am not going to investigate THAT), he went to check on the guy and he mysteriously disappeared. We can only assume he dressed in a hurry and fucked off. Of course, I saw him walking by the windows the next day and crossed my fingers he didn't come in for a round two.

And then on Monday. Oh boy, Monday. I was serving a customer when we both happened to glance out the window. I had noticed earlier that a GardaWorld car was parked in the next parking lot over and a large man had been standing there smoking. This time, while chatting about the weather, the customer I was serving looked out the window as I did. And we watched as a hooker exited the front passenger side of the car, tug down her dress (one could argue it was a shirt it was so short), and then scamper off down the sidewalk like nothing happened. And then the car started and the GardaWorld car drove away. We just looked at each other, equally bewildered but also amused. Because when crazy shit happens in front of you, all you can hope to do is shrug and laugh.