hilarious song about breastfeeding

06/16/2009

somebody on my birth club on babycenter.com posted this and I thought it was seriously hilarious and thought that any of you mommas who breastfeed or have in the past might enjoy it also. Sing/read it to the tune of Baby Got Back.........

I like big boobs and I can not lie
You other babies can't deny
When Mommy walks in to give you a taste
and puts them in your face
you get food
Wanna eat it all up
cause you know those boobs are stuffed
with lots of milk she's makin
tastes even better than bacon
Oh, mommy let's make you thinner
so give me my dinner
Other babies tried to warn me
but with those boobs you got
me so hungry!
Ooh, all of those nummies
You say you wanna give me some lunch?
Well feed me, feed me, cause my tummy is so empty!

I see them jumpin'
The hell with pumpin'
They drip, spray, bring 'em over my way.

I'm tired of oldtimers
sayin bottles the only thing
Take the average baby and ask him that
He'll tell you to take it back, so

Babies (yeah) babies (yeah)
Has your mommy got the boobs? (hell yeah)
Well drink 'em, drink 'em, drink those yummy boobs
Mommy is stacked!

Hungry in the tummy and Mommy is stacked!



HAHAHA I seriously laugh my ass off every time I read that lol.
I guess I will update really quick also. Not much is new here. I am pretty sad because I have to go back towork on monday waaahhhhh I dont want to yet. But we have no choice. I'm sure once I am back it wont be so bad. I am just worried about how much Evan is going to eat while I am working and being able to pump enough for him. I'm sure it will be fine because I am pretty much a dairy cow LOL but finding the time to pump at work is what is going to be challenging. Plus there really isnt anyplace to do it except in the bathroom, so I get to stand in a stall for 10 minutes or so and pump, FUN! oh well ya gotta do what ya gotta do! Kid has to eat! speaking of kids, they are good. Evan will be 3 weeks old tomorrow. He is already getting SO BIG! he is definitely chubbing up. he is going to be a big boy like Brady. He was 8 lbs 8 oz at birth, 8 lbs even at hospital discharge, 7 lbs 14 oz the next day, 8 lbs 1 oz 2 days later, and then 9 lbs 8 oz a week later. he is probable close to 10.5 lbs now. I am not suprised because he is sucking me dry!! he cluster feeds so much. for about a week he ate every hour all day, but then would sleep for 4 hours at night when he first went down. now he will eat every hour (sometimes less) in the morning and night but will give me a little break during the middle of the day and go 2 or 3 hours. Hopefully he will get down to only cluster feeding once a day. it just takes up so much of my time, i feel like I can't go anywhere or do anything sometimes. plus I would like to be able to spend a little more one on one time with Brady instead of spending my ENTIRE day nursing lol. I know it will pass soon though. Well I am going to go, I'm heading to my moms today, my sister got a sand and water table for my nephew and we are gonna let him and Brady play with it this morning.