NoJoMo day 2.
I am going to use the challenge 'write a letter to yourself at age 6, 12, 18...'
Dear 6 yr old me,
This was positively your happiest time. I don't know why. Innocence of childhood maybe. Your 2nd to last day of 1st grade, don't ride your bike down Garden St. You'll have a big accident. You'll love your kindergarten, 1st and 2nd grade teachers. Your 3rd grade teacher won't understand you. Your 4th grade teacher is a bitch and hates your mom. Your 5th grade teacher thought you were talented.
Watch out for the blonde at the top of the hill, she is a fighter and a manipulator. She'll use your likeness against you. Keep your loyalty, it is what will get you through your life. It is also what will hurt you.
Dear 12 yr old me,
Don't taste doritos please. Watch what you eat. Don't be anal about it, but a full bag of doritos a week is not ok. When you date Wesley, kiss him first. He waited too long and got bored. Don't date Nick. You dated Wes for all 3 years of middle school, you'll still think of him @ 28. DO not keep your friendship with Nicole...it will only lead to disappointment.
Dear 18 yr old me,
Keep taking your learner's permit test. Or you won't get a license till you are 25. You will realize who your real friends are now. Hang out and talk to Megan and Susan, but I promise you those friendships end. Do not change anything that happens in college. College goes great for you. Well, first semester sophomore year, don't slack off and February of Sophomore year don't kick Dan in the balls. Even though it was his fault cause you are going for his butt and he turned around. He'll still be your best friend, so will Abe. When they tell you their secret, be surprised. Unlike me, who told then I knew.
Love me~~~
silly bloop it was put in archives and never posted
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