This is something fun I saw on facebook, under a group titled "Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs." So funny.


This group is for people who understand the grave risks of gay marriage. Some suggest gay marriage will merely undermine one of our most fundamental societal institutions, causing countless straight couples to get divorced because exclusion of gays was the only thing holding their marriage together.

But we know better. Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. If we let liberal activist judges in Massachusetts and California set the course, the blood will run in rivers. Mixed with molten lava.

-----




Top 17 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

17. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.

15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.

14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.

13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.

12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.

11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.

7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.

---

A+. Forum post for RC.

this is fabulous

OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH POLYESTER? D:


;D

I absolutely love this! You have made my New Year better! Thank you for posting this!!! :)

LOL. good stuff!

ahh I needed a good laugh this morning!

I saw this on FB this morning. Have you read some of the e-mails they've posted also? HILARIOUS.

I enjoyed the e-mails from people that were so 'relieved' that someone else had the same views on gay marriage that they did, but then were appalled when they realized that the group was making fun of them. This person then went on to say (and I quote), "you liberal scum think you have it all figured out. well you are nothing but a bunch of big-headed commie scum with your big heads filled with aborted fetuses that you prob snack on when you get the munchies from your pothead habits! so why dont you global warm your dicks and shove em each others mouths for 60 secs so we can get a minute of peace from your mindless dribble

may the love of jesus show the way and smite the nonbelievers."

I don't know about you guys but I totally have a bag of aborted fetuses that I snack on! *facepalm* I can't believe this kind of stupidity actually exists.

Lol.

Wow that guy sounds like he's a real joy to be around.

I could just be a dirty minded girl but he mentions big heads a little too much.

Oh, & what the hell does global warming have to do with gay marriage?!

:D He's quite pleasant.

I think he's one of those 'special' folk who believe that global warming doesn't exist and he's saying that all liberals eat fetuses, love gay people and also believe in global warming. Silly Liberals and their silly beliefs!! *eyeroll*

I know, right?!

Because this world we've created for ourselves is so much better then reality. God why didn't we think of global warming sooner?! Such a great world to have created for us fetuses eating potheads.

I don't think "special" quite covers what he is.

LOL! My favorite is number four, because some people really believe that. Hilarious.

But the devil put the dinosaurs there, yo! To lead us all astray!! And the devil put the gays there too! ... And marriage also I assume!!

The title made me laugh. :)

i like the first one. that's funny

bahahaha NICE!!!

That is so funny. I love sarcastic lists. THey rock!

hahaha yeah i noticed that on facebook and at first i was like WHAT>?!?!??! but then I realized what it was and found it hilarious.