Here is the beauty that caught my eye in my live feed this evening:

"If you hit my sister when she's got my kids again, I will get involved. you skinny bitch!"

On glancing through the comments left on this status... it appears that the sister in question was hit with a BOTTLE.

A PLASTIC BOTTLE. An empty plastic bottle? A full plastic bottle? Full of what? WHO KNOWS.

The sister-hitter then appears on the scene and unleashes the C-word as A VERB! "Shurrup or I'll be c***ing your mother all ova the hill!"

Hahahaha! Oh God, I love the chavs from school so bad!

What's the best facebook status on your news feed right now?! ;D

Look how boring my friends are, this is the best I've got!! *shame-faced*

Note to 16 year old girl who took lifeguard test this morning with me....the head splint works much better when you don't grab the victim at the elbow...and especailly when its my elbow and its broken!! Ouch!

C-word as A VERB!

huh?

cunting? like in hunting? cunt hunter lol

oh oh, what a perfect screen name for a male chauvinist. cunthunter

Not mine but my friend has

I had sex with this girl called Intel the other night she loved it up her bum....bum bum bum bum

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

XD hahahahahahaha!!! oh my...

This one was posted two hours ago, an obvious case of Facebook rape: ive just added the most incredible girl i found on chat roulette.........she looks like she can wank herself off really well :D x x x

Lie to me AGAIN I dont care....You will pay for it....I SWEAR YOU WILL

this boy and his girlfriend break up like three times a day and on top of that, every time they do, he posts a status screaming at her.. ha :)). i laugh all the time.

This one. There's a house we've drive by a couple times that has a lighted cross on the front of it. Across from it is a cemetery. We figured the cross isn't for the zombies, but for the vampires.

lol... what?!

One of my friends drives by a house with a cross on the front of it, and her and her husband think of funny reasons as to why its there, they have settled on its to keep out the vampires lol. They arent worried about the zombies. hahaha, I love it. I want a lighted cross on my house to keep out the zombies.

this makes me want to watch trueblood

Lmao!!!

Karaoke and fat girls @ landmark! I love muskegon! The Landmark is such a dive bar... eesh.

"was hanging a horseshoe for good luck when it fell hit her on the head then knocked her off the ladder."

this was the best one I could find. And someone please tell me how to bold words on here.

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Hope this shows up. Take out the astericks. (:

Nope, didn't show up.
I'll try leaving a comment on your diary.

I never got it. =(

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oh ok thanks!

"Did you climb out the window?... You sneaky bitch!" LOL

"...saw possibly the most gorgeous man she'd ever laid eyes on at the mall today. And as she was salivating, she watched his boyfriend walk up to him, kiss him, then walk away hand-in-hand. Biggest disappointment ever."

And then the next million gillion comments go on to, of course, accuse her of being sexist (er.. I don't think it's technically sexist.. gayist...er...sexualityist?) and equality for all and all that. Fun stuff.

That's crazy. She wasn't coming down on the guy for being gay. She was just expressing her disappointment that he would never be interested in her. lol

................ would like to work for Umbrella Corporations.

Oh and one of my friends JUST posted this:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from
mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is
three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A
woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink twice as much as
men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when ...we stand....
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his
thumb !!