Do you find genitalia (either male or female) attractive or ugly?

Do you find it offensive if someone says the find all genitalia ugly? Do you see that as a slur on your own lady/man parts?

I don't think the genitalia of either gender are attractive at all, lol. But they're just natural.... So while it's not a turn off (MOST of the time..) it's not a turn ON, either.

That is kinda a funny question for me - sadly i dont like females for me - they all "look alike" to me, but for males - i am what my friends call "Goldilocks for penises" because i have a thing, if it smells funny, looks funny, too big too small, i wont do it LOL

so a pair of balls are ugly they are winkly, and the dick it self, they are cute when they are hiding in the cold/water they are eh whatever when its normal./soft when its hard, i dont really think anything of it - as long as it is up to my standards i am good

naw not offensive because everyone is gonna have different answer :-)

Haha - gosh, yes, I remember the penis entries you used to write back in the day, about how picky you are with willies! ;D

I don't like female genitalia. I find them to be very, very ugly. I actually have a guy friend who doesn't like them either. He uses an analogy that I found to be kind of gross, but it describes what he feels when he sees one.
I like the look of some male genitalia.

And no, I don't find it offensive.

What is his analogy? Gosh, you can't mention something like that without saying what it is! ;D

some are nicer looking than others. they all look pretty weird though lol.

I find them arousing, but that is not the same thing as finding them attractive.

I suppose it's odd to speak of attractive genitalia. I mean, when it comes to naughty bits, women's clothing is made to show off the cleavage, yet camel toe is considered laughable. How funny.

@LADY PUCK - I'll comment you about it. Lol.

I totally knew this thread would be you. Of course they're all ugly. But it's not what it looks like, but what you can do with it that matters.

Haha - but you didn't see my entries on it, Red Frag! Like, apparently it's totally offensive, pathetic and narrow-minded to declare vaginas all to be ugly, because firstly not everyone finds them ugly, and secondly you haven't seen every vagina in the world, so for all you know there might be some gloriously beautiful ones out there! ;D Yep, I got severely chastised for declaring the vag to be an ugly part of the anatomy which exists for functional, not aesthetic, purposes!

I'm not offended if someone thinks my vag is ugly. Hell, I think it's gross. lol. With my husbands goods, though... Not sure. I don't think penis' (is that right? lol. I don't think I've ever tried the plural form!) are attractive but I sure do love his. I agree with Winged Centaur.

Haha - I think the plural of penis would be penises. ;D -es is the regular plural form added to nouns that end with an 's' (or with any other sibilant consonant, I think).

Gosh, I think penises are totally ugly, but I can how they might take on a new charm if you add sexual attraction into the picture!

lol, yeah, I typed penises first and that didn't look right, either. But yeah, totally attracted to my husband's. I swear it calls my name most days. Ha! Oh the things we talk about on Bloop! Totally random question.. how in the hell do I change that picture? It's really old.

Go to 'manage my diary' and click on 'click here to change your icon'.

WOW I feel stupid! lol. I wasn't looking on the top bar, I was looking through the other stuff. Oh well! Thanks!

It didn't save =( Oh well. Maybe later.

It has to be small enough, and not a gif.

Er... that was a reply to Love, Rebekah's question about profile pics, not a statement on my ideal penis! ;D

I don't think genitals are particularly pretty to look at except when I'm horny, then I'll take what I can get.
/slag
lol

I have actually given a lot of thought to this before, and i've come up with this. Man parts are hysterical looking. They're hilarious, the scrotum is the most ridiculous looking thing i've ever seen in my life. They just hang there. The balls are the best part, though, for sure. When it's cold they shrink up, when it's hot they droop down and get sticky, i mean really? Come on now. What is that. Who's idea was that?! Why do they have to hang?! Why not just be internal!? I mean when its cold they shrivel up to gain body heat, and when they're hot they dangle down to stay cool, why not just be INTERNAL and remain a constant, comfortable temperature?! Not to mention if you hit them really hard, it hurts like hell, but sometimes all you have to do is tap them and it hurts equally bad! DOUBLY hilarious to me is that some boys are more self conscious about their balls than their actual penis which we will get to in a minute. But i know boys that, given the opportunity, would whip their wiener out for no reason. But their balls, they hide like precious jewels?! I dont understand. As for the penis that's also pretty ridiculous looking, another piece that just...hangs there, bein weird. Same thing, too, when it's cold it shrinks up, when it's hot in just dangles. And when it gets excited it ACTUALLY GROWS, it freaking swells up and elongates, but no no no that's clearly not enough it also has to become stiff as a rod and STAND UP. I just find it hysterical, the whole thing. But, ladies are not perfect by any means. The vagina is a horrifying, terrible, nightmare abyss of woe, in my own opinion. Like have you ever really looked at a vagina? I mean REALLY looked at one, not in a sexual way, but in an OBGYN type way? That is a scary, scary body part. It's pink, and fleshy, and ugly, bottom line. It is uglier than homemade sin. And when a vag gets excited, SAME DEAL AS A WIENER the clitoris actually gets all taut and weird. Plus what is that wetness?! DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS!? Obviously it's lubricant for a wiener to enter, genetically speaking, but really WHAT IS IT?! Mucus?! So this horrible gash at the base of a female torso actually excretes mucus, AMONG OTHER THINGS, and men and women alike still wanna play with it!? Not to mention the actual VAGINA itself, in all it's unabashed terror. Just a black hole. There is no light at the end of that tunnel, only eternal twilight. BUT LET ME STICK MY DICK IN IT because why not. But all of this is not bad enough, because it's also hairy. Oh and IT CRIES BLOOD.

@ Betch ;

Best. Reply. EVER! xD.

While I would agree that genitalia is not aesthetically pleasing, I would not refer to it as gross or unappealing. This is not in response to anyone's particular comment, but another attitude that I've noticed. Well groomed genitalia is not gross. Kind of how the Eiffel Tower is both ugly and sublime.

Personally, I would rather look at female genitilia than male, though I am more turned on by looking at a lubricated vagina than an erect penis, I prefer penis over vagina due to my own personal experiences with both.

I will agree that some girls don't look pretty down there (no offense to anyone who can relate to this) due to overly stretched labias from child birth (among other things), or an over- grow of pubic hair (I prefer no hair myself). I think everyone woman should be proud of her vagina regardless of what it looks like, as long as it does what it's supposed to do fo you. :) ;)

Genitilia is just another thing of life & the human body (which I personally find to be absolutely fascinating in and out). I will add that for those ladies who actually take extra pride in their vaginas (making it much more appealing for the rest of us), kudos to you for perfecting your lady pocket!!!

Cons of the vagina:
I think a lot of vaginas smell funny (or similar to fish), if not cared for properly (daily showers, etc).

Cons of the penis:
Testicles do not appeal to me what so ever. I think they should be tucked up inside, hidden just as a woman's ovaries are. :D I have seen women suck and lick the ball sacks of their men while they're pleasuring him orally & I just think to myself " Ewww!!! It's not like those haven't been hang-danglin' near his butt hole all day, right?"
Some men have pretty large testicles (my friend's husband for one, does this amazing "party trick" where he will stretch them up to his chin... no joke!).
On a more personal level, my own husband tells me how he hates his jewels sucked, licked, or played with because of how sweaty they get at times, and (again), how close they hang to his butt hole. :)