I'm watching the Cosby episode, where Sandra goes into labor.
What cracked me up with the show, was when Bill Cosby was talking about how pregnant women don't sit on couches, because they can't get back up.

Every time I see a show or movie, I think about this one time when I was supposed to be on bed rest.
I was sitting up on my mum's couch, my back up against the armrest and my legs stretched out, and she was cleaning the TV screens in the house. She came up to me, gave me the paper towel and computer screen spray, and asked if I could clean the screen.

I tried. I mean, it may have taken me about an hour, but I would have cleaned the screen.
The problem was my stomach. I had the laptop on my thighs, but I couldn't lean forward enough to reach the screen. All I could do was hit the screen with my fingertips.
My mum was standing there, waiting for me to finish, and I just kept lightly swiping the screen.
Finally, she held out her hand, said "Let me see that." and wiped the screen for me.

I dunno, it was something that still makes me laugh.
Do any of the moms on here have any funny stories from when they were pregnant?

Okay I have a few...

My first one is so embarrassing, but I will share it. I was pregnant with my youngest daughter (my 2nd pregnancy) and I was still healing from the first, I became pregnant when my oldest was 6 months old....I was like 8 months pregnant and I had allergies really bad. We were walking around Walmart when I started having a sneezing fit, and I literally peed my pants. Jeff didnt notice, I was wearing black pants and I whispered to him what happen and he started laughing hysterically as I stood there in pee pants. I started to cry hysterically talking about how I needed diapers and how pathetic is was :/

Jeffs favorite pregnancy story is when I was in labor with my oldest. I got a lot of narcotic pain relief, to the point where I was high. I was hallucinating, and delirious. I dont remember anything except actually pushing, but I have video of the laboring process. I was going nuts on the doctor. I said my nose fell off and I was going to sue them, and how dare they take my nose, it wasnt theirs to take. Then I got naked and traipsed around the hospital room while my family showed up. They were all asking if I was okay. I was insane that night. I watch the video and literally laugh my ass off because it is so ridiculous. One comment I made was "I am not Michael Jackson damn it. I dont look good without a nose"

HAHAHA The Michael Jackson part was hilarious! The first story was mean - he shouldn't have laughed at you. Some guys don't know how to deal with the happenings of pregnancy lol. P:

As he has learned more about the crazy person I become when in in my third trimester he has become much more understanding. I will never forgive him for that day though lol

LMAO!!!1 AHHHH Mindy!

hahahaha :)

I have never been pregnant, but my friend Jenn is. A couple months ago, she sent me a text message that she forgot which gear to put the car into Drive. She had to call her mom and ask her. I felt bad.

that's terrible! :/ i would have felt like an idiot if i were her.

This one time when I was pregnant with my daughter, I was talking on the phone while my hubby was asleep. I layed my head on his butt. Well I was trying to get up but my belly was already too big to do that but I tried anyway. I was able to get up a little but fell back down on my husband's butt & he farted in my face!