WELL, SURELY THE BIG BAD BOTTOM STILL HAS SOME HATERZ LEFT, YO, EVEN IF PUCK HAS APPARENTLY MELTED INTO A WARM SQUISHY PILE OF MELLOWNESS. GOSH, BACK IN THE DAY WHEN BOT AND I WERE NAUGHTY STAFFIES TOGETHER, WE WOULD TOTALLY HAVE CONTESTS TO SEE WHO HAD THE MOST HATERZ. BOTTY WAS ALWAYS WINNING, YO.

SHARE YOUR BOTTOM HATRED HERE. WHAT EVIL THINGS HAS SHE DONE?

I WILL START, YO. LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ!!!1 - SHE TOTALLY DELETED RYAN ONCE! HOW DISGRACEFUL AND EVIL AND DOWNRIGHT WRONG! THE PUCK WAS NOT HAPPY WITH THAT AT ALL. WHY SHOULD RYAN GET ALL THE ATTENTION AND GLORY, YO?? WHY COULDN'T THE IMPORTANT PUCK GET DELETED BY THE INFAMOUS BOTTOM, AND HAVE HEARTBROKEN THREADS WRITTEN ABOUT THE TRAGEDY OF HER DELETION? SO UNFAIR, YO - JUST BECAUSE RYAN HAS A CUTE FACE AND A PENIS, HE IS ALWAYS BOTTY'S FAVOURITE, AND GETS PRIORITY IN HER DELETING SPREES!

GOSH, YO! I TRY TO BE NICE, I AM ALWAYS SUCH A LOVING BOTTY TO EVERYONE YO, EVEN THE LOSERS. POOR, POOR BOTTY :(

She totally sends dirty texts to my husband! Such a homewrecker, yo!

SHE HAS A FAT BOTTOM.

'NOUGH SAID.