I personally read any kind of magazine

or a Goosebumps book

preferably Night of the Living Dummy 3

Reading. Anything. I almost have the back of my contact lens solution bottle memorised.

LOL. I prefer to read books or magazines, but I'm like you - I'll read ANYTHING near me. Shaving gel, contact lens solution, shampoo... ;-D.

I do that too!!!!!!!! Hahahaha. I read the mouthwash bottle today.

Hahaha I have the back of the shampoo bottle memorized XD

lmao! I know the ingredients to listerine like the back my hand.

I used to read... but now I just think. xD Or if I'm in my crampy time, I'm doubled over in pain. xD

use myp hone -- text and games

Poop

i always read a book or a magazine. i do my best studying in the bathroom. lol ;D

i'll read bottles of whatever is near me or making interlocking L shapes with my hands and flip them. i'm a weirdo. been doing that as long as i can remember.

I read all the Uncle Johns books we have

Uncle John's FAST ACTING LONG LASTING Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's SUPREMELY SATISFYING Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's UNSTOPPABLE Bathroom Reader


Oh, and any Calvin and Hobbes I can get my hands on.

Ooh yes I have Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader... it was £1 from an Amazon marketplace seller! Bargain!

ha ha... my dad has all of those. I read them while I still lived with them. :)

This is great, out of all the things I could find while sitting down and letting go of a hurta' loaf.

favorite thing to do while pooping?

Checking Bloop on my Iphone, reading a comic book, writing lyrics (about letting go of things that hurt you hahaha)
I also find it amusing when people call me while giving birth to brownies, because I do answer.

I also take a beer when I get the chance.... not on this occasion though :(

i love the terms you use for "pooping." ;-D

My brother says "drop a deuce" (or a quad, depending on the severity, I guess,) "drop the dirty birdies off at the birdbath," "go to the office," and a few others that escape me right now.

Haha yeah theres a few aint there. "snapping one off" and "hurta turd" are some of my favs too.

my husband says he's gonna drop the kids off at the pool. lol

Don't forget "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool."

read whatever book i'm reading at the time, or whatever i can get my hands on

This thread is just slightly disturbing. :P

Better than that bloop fame one.. I mean really wft?

i would have to agree with most the girls on here, i read anything in sight. usually a shampoo bottle, contact solution, hairspray! anything! lol.

This is the best thread. Everyone is so open about their bodily function reading material. Ha ha!!!

I'm more of a shit and get kind of person. I don't really have time to read. Now my husband, it seems he could read a novel in there. I'm sure he'll LOVE that I just wrote that too. lol