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I work for an emergency roadside assistance company, and countless acts of stupidity make me laugh at work. Like when people don't pay for their account and still expect us to provide them with service. Do you expect a cashier at a store to let you have products if you don't have the means to pay for them?? Or when they think their breakdown come first, even though their at home in the driveway or in a store parking lot and there are people nearby stuck on the side of the highway. And it's always the people who are in the biggest hurry who talk your ear off about irrelevant crap instead of just letting you get the necessary information and get help sent out. Most of the time it's more irritating than funny, but when people really start flipping out and going off the deep end I can't help but laugh in order to keep my sanity ;D.

at my work we make ridiculous announcements over the pa when customers aren't in the store. we also constantly call our storeman, shane, to different areas of the store when he isn't actually in the store. so you'll get "shane to the warehouse please", then a minute later "shane to the office please" then a few minutes after that "shane to the registers". it's amusing.

last year for talk like a pirate day i wore an eye patch, some fake pirate tatts and spoke like a pirate for my entire shift. customers fucking loved it. i heard pirate jokes all day, got high fives. i even did the closing announcement in pirate speak. "attention land lubbers! this ship be docking soon, so please t'be finishing selecting yer rum and make yerr way to the deck before we make you walk the plank!" ;D that was a great fucking work day.

Oh my gosh where do you work? I want to work there; seriously!!! :)

heh, i work at a liquor store. i'm pretty sure i wouldn't be able to get away with it this year. the old manager was a bit more relaxed.

Haha awesome. And I LOVE Talk Like a Pirate Day. =D

Your closing announcement almost made me choke on my drink! :P

my coworkers all laughed. they were telling me i should do it so i took a deep breath and went for it. they all thought i'd chicken out or laugh during it lol.

Once we got bored in the office so we wrapped a guys computer with gold wrapping paper (along with his mouse, keyboard and even his empty water bottle he left behind) while he was away on his honeymoon. I forgot how to post pictures on here so if it doesn't work BAH!

hahaha.. what was his reaction?

Hahahaha.. this totally makes me think of something that would happen on The Office xD.

ooo pretty!

hahahaha!!! thats awesome!!!

He laughed for ages, then took a pic of his own.

When I was a teenager I worked in a haunted house! Of course we had LOTS of laughs there. People peeing on themselves and running into trees. Sometimes, when we would get to the last group of the night we would all gather in the woods and then chase them to their cars for a little more fun. Well one night, there was a girl that made it through the whole haunted house. she was fine. Then when she exited we all started chasing her group. She caught sight of one of our guys, screamed and passed out in the road. The guy ran over to her to try and make sure she was okay. But he forgot to take off his mask. So when she finally woke up he was standing over her, right in her face. She screamed and then passed out all over again! LOL Great times!