My favorite still remains a kid standing up in a shopping cart. The mum says, "Sit down or you'll get hurt!" and the kid yells, "YOU CAN'T HIT ME FOR STANDING!"

When i worked at the daycare i worked with the 2 1/2 and 3 years old. Well all of us was outside and this other teacher catches this 3 year old peeing on one of the slides! She asks why did you do that? He goes I had to pee! I wanted to laugh but he got into trouble! But it was funny!

@Broken Angela: I knew a kid once who peed while sliding down the slide, on purpose. Her parents weren't very happy ;D

I remember hearing her mom scream "THAT IS NOT LADYLIKE, YOU DON'T PEE OUTSIDE." ;D

@Jess she should've told that to ppl I went to HS with; they'd get hammered and just pull their pants down, squat, and take a drunk piss. xD

When I was a toddler, my mom was grocery shopping, and in the middle of a crowd of people, I pulled a tampon out of her purse, waved it in the air and shouted "Mommy, what's this?!"
I still hear about it to this day, and I'm 25.

A lady I worked with was going through the check out lane with her son when he was a toddler.
Her son looks at the cashier lady and informed her "I have a small penis and my daddy has a big penis."

The cashier lady looks at Cat, the lady I used to work with, and said "What did he say?"
Cat just looked at her and said "You heard what he said. Don't make him repeat it."

Jellyka that is so funny lol