We get those in the yard as well..the lorikeets love the palm tree flowers.

I ain't no budgie smuggler...

Koalas are a bunch of freeloading stoners...

I wonder if that was the story I heard on the radio recently. It sounded hilarious the way they read it out... the guy was asleep and the kangaroo came through the window and he was like "I thought at first it was a burgler, so I wrestled him from behind and discovered he was a kangaroo".

Yes, Australians all have pet kangaroos.

Honestly. I hope you were joking!

I was joking.

Oh, what a relief!

When i was a kid I had one..called it joey :P not very imaginative!!

I actually remember my aunt telling us she had one back when they first moved there in the 70s. But they're not generally kept as pets now, are they?

Come and take one... they're a pest!

Yeah, I think I remember some tour guide telling us about the culling programmes when we there.

Still would like to get my hands on the cowards shooting them with arrows and beating them up on YouTube.
Makes me sick hey.

Australia is the best place to live!! Perth then, being the most best!!! (yes im well aware that sentence didnt make sense!)

Eating our national mascot is the best, but wouldnt you eat yours if it tasted as good as kangaroo does!!!!

Riding down the street to school on kangaroos, then eating them for dinner.. nothing beats it

Yep :P means you never go without school lunch ;)

Haha.

I know right!? I had to put mine down coz it's leg was broken, so I had to walk to school for ages. All the other kids made fun of me. They called me "walking boy". I still miss lil Balga... (that was my Kangaroos name)

Perth is the bestest.
We keep it pretty Epic in these areas

You're weird. :P

Jerk :D

Kangaroo is yummy. I had it in Melbourne. I've since discovered that it is actually possible to eat kangaroo and crocodile here in the UK as Walkabout (Australian themed bar) sell them. They also do delicious kangeroo burgers. :)

I hate Australians!! With their bloody BBQs, and their beer, and their hot babes! Fuckers!!! ;D

Gosh my dad and step-mom were in Australia recently, and the step-mother asked at the hotel what the dress code for dinner that evening was. The Australian receptionist informed her: "Oh it's pretty casual! Most people just come in thongs!"
My step mother was not sure she wanted to eat there anymore!!! hahaha. I love how Australians call sandals thongs, when over here thongs is just risque underwear!! hahaha

It's the same with fanny. It ain't a butt, damnit!

you love us....admit it!!!

and I live near the gold coast...yoiu would go nuts!!

You know you’re Australian when…

1. You’re familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O’Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch.

2. You know that Burger King doesn’t exist. It’s Hungry Jacks.

3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it’s even fake.

4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-string.

5. You know that “stubbies” are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a “gimp”, “bogan” or “geezer” is a random idiot, someone in trouble is in “strife” and you’re liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans “rooting” for something.

4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc.

5. You know that some ppl pronounce Australia like “Strayla” and that’s ok.

6. You know that there is a universal place called “woop woop” located in the middle of nowhere… no matter where you actually are.

7. You know that while we call our friends ‘mates’, we don’t use terms like ’sheila’ and ’shrimp on the barbie’, contrary to popular belief.

8. You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes like shit. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.

9. You’ve seen Gallipoli, Crocodile Dundee, Young Einstein, Muriel’s Wedding, The Castle, Beneath Clouds, Strictly Ballroom, 40,000 Horsemen, and maybe even WolfCreek.

10. It makes you happy when someone in Hollywood is actually Australian… Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Baz Luhrman, Elle MacPherson, Olivia Newton-John, Midnight Oil, ACDC, INXS, Greg Norman, Cathy Freeman, Dawn Fraser, Pat Rafter, Ian Thorpe…

11. One word: Skippy.

12. You know that Sydney 2000 was one of our proudest moments in history. We just fucking rock.

13. You know that you are not going to die of cholera or other Third World diseases (remote Aboriginal communities are a different matter)

14. You know our country has never been conquered by a foreign nation (you don’t count 1788).

15. We know that the Metric system will always be better than anything inches, feet, pounds and fahrenheit will ever offer.

16. You drive on the left-hand side of the road.

17. If you’re a pedestrian and cars are stopped at a red light, you will fearlessly cross the street in front of them. ‘Hit and runs’ just aren’t cricket. Because Aussies stick together.

18. You know that New Zealanders are basically our naive country cousins, who have a weird fush-and-chups accent and, for some bizare reason, think that they invented pavlova. They are to be pitied. They have no hope of gaining the upper hand in the endless sporting rivalry between our two nations.

19. You know that you can’t eat Fantales alone… Otherwise who will you play the ‘Who am I…’ game with when you’re reading the wrapper?

20. You know that Sydney should be the capital, because Canberra is a hole.

21. You know that Americans think we’re all Steve Irwin clones. And crickey, they couldn’t be more wrong.

22. You know that lawyers wear wigs and gowns. And we make it look good.

23. You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.

24. You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread… and actually grow to like it. You’ve also squeeze Vegemite through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.

25. You believe that democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of good ol’ Johnny Howard.

26. You have the ability to compress several words into one - ie ‘g’day’ and ‘d’reckn?’. This allows more space for profanities.

27. You’ve ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place ‘bloody’ in front of it when you REALLY mean it.

28. You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the salad.

29. You say ‘no worries’ quite often, whether you realise it or not.

30. You know what fairy bread tastes like, and you can’t imagine your childhood without it.

31. You know the first verse to the national anthem, but still don’t know what “girt” means. And you’re ok with that.

32. You’ve drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.

33. You know that backyard cricket is a nice way to bond with family and the rubbish bin. And the ‘one bounce, one hand’ rule always applies.

34. You know that we are home to the just about all of the world’s deadliest of animals. That’s why if anybody messes with us we’ll get some funnel webs on their asses.

35. You see people walking bare-foot on the sidewalk and don’t scorn…. because you’re doing it too.

36. You know that in summer a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.

36. You know what trop-fest is and it makes you happy.

37. Sausage rolls and meat pies. End of story.

38. You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok and have offered advice that included the words, “she’ll be right, mate”.

39. You have a story that somehow involves an excessive consumption of booze… but you can’t remember.

40. You own a Bond’s chesty. In several different colours.

41. You’ve ordered a steak the size as your head and only paid $5 at your local RSL.

42. You know that Italy should never have been granted that fateful kick in the 2006 Soccer World Cup.

43. You know how to slip, slop, slap like it’s nobody’s business.

44. You’ve heard the Prime Minister dismiss anyone who disagrees with him simply as ‘un-Australian’, and that’s enough to make us sit down and shut up.

45. You know that the value of a public holiday is measured in terms of alchohol. God bless the queen and her 4-day birthday.

46. You refer to someone you like as “a total bastard”, but call someone you don’t like “a bit of a bastard”.

47. You know there’s no lbw in backyard cricket, and over the fence is out.

48. You know Drop Bears exist. Positively.

49. You know you that roo meat tastes pretty good, but not as good as barra. Or a meat pie.

50.You know Australia IS the best bloody place on earth. Bar none.

this is GOLD!!!!

I tried to find one for every country, I only found Mexico, Australia and Canada!