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Lame Jokes
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23 May 2009, 16:08
sumamen
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What do you call a sleeping cow?


A bulldozer.


Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

What do you get when you squeeze an olive?



Oliver Twist!
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23 May 2009, 23:17
- misseriin*
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LOL AT THE MOSQUITO ONES!

i heard this at work.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender goes over to him and says "Hey! We have a drink named after you". The grasshoppers looks at the bartender and says "You have a drink named Bob?"
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23 May 2009, 23:41
Giggle
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Hahahahaha that was funny XD
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24 May 2009, 02:36
I'mStillTatartot
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ha. loved the grasshopper one. lmao. i dont think that one was lame at all....
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24 May 2009, 02:48
kid at heart.
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This is my 28 year old brother's favourite joke:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "hey, why the long face?"

;D.
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24 May 2009, 17:25
Immortal Shadows
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a man walks into a bar


















ouch
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26 May 2009, 04:09
mixie
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ah yes, a classic. XD
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26 May 2009, 11:25
Giggle
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LMAO XD
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25 May 2009, 03:27
Kelsey Lynn xox
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^ LOL
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25 May 2009, 04:12
RealLifeComics
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WHAT SMELLS FUNNY???
























CLOWN SHIT
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25 May 2009, 06:02
DecentralizedByGuilt
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How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg?





pick it up and suck it off
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25 May 2009, 06:54
seasongster
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way to kill it, tommy. way to kill it.
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25 May 2009, 07:05
DecentralizedByGuilt
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hahaha you're right. sorry, i didnt read the thread. :(

please forgive
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25 May 2009, 07:14
seasongster
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you're unforgivable in a general sense, but i suppose in this instance i might be able to manage it. :P
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25 May 2009, 07:31
DecentralizedByGuilt
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ty

lets see if I can make this up to you.

what do you feed a gay horse?











Haaaay (said flamboyantly)








How come cannibals wont eat clown?














because they taste funny










knock knock
who's there?
William Shatner
William Shatner who?
William Shatner toilet and now yer bathroom stinks
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25 May 2009, 17:23
seasongster
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;D those are much better. i love shatner jokes.
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26 May 2009, 04:02
mixie
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lol Haaaaay... I so used to know a gay guy that always greeted me, "haaaay girrrrrl" haha.
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26 May 2009, 04:14
mixie
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.






Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.





A female officer pulls over a drunk driver and asks him to step out of the car. She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man says, "breasts."
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26 May 2009, 04:57
RealLifeComics
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This ones a bit wrong, but I found it funny.

A pedophile and a lil kid are walking through a dark dark forest.

Lil Kid says "This is a really scary forest!!"

Pedophile responds "YOU'RE scared!? I gotta walk outta here alone!"

>insert laugher here
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26 May 2009, 06:18
*Teddybear*blues*
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ok i hope i dont type this completely wrong.





A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender asks why he has a papertowel on his head.





The pirate replys " ARRRR I got a bounty on me head!"
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