Hahaha I reckon I could write one in there.

This has been a really enlightening experience for me today. I can't BELIEVE so many people also read product bottles while pooping. Just when I thought it was a personal quirk! I wonder what else I do that isn't really original?

lol, i agree!
i was amused when i found this thread! :)

I usually read car magazines. Or anything like the Globe, National Enquirer, and that kind of junk if it's laying around. I've even been known to browse through the Swiss Colony catalogs on occasion.

Nothing like Buying a Chocolate Swiss Log while dropping a Chololate Swiss log. LOL

lol I don't read anything, I just do my business and get out as fast as possible. If I read something I get distracted lol

i have a little CD boombox in my bathroom, so i keep a few CDs in there because i have to have music when i shower and get ready for bed, lol. i read liner notes.

or whatever's closest. i'm with y'all, if it's got words in english i'm gonna read it. lol

wait. i have more poop phrases. haha

pinch a loaf.
drop a bomb/dookey.
fudge sludge.

yes. i have the sense of humor of a five year old. this thread is hilarious.

pinch a loaf!!!

lol... or how about playing Battle Shits! :P

Hahaha I havent heard that one. Sit on the throne is an oldie.. trying to think back to Al Bundy days.

read. Paper or Book, no magazines.

I read the back of bottles and the back of the toilet paper package. Sometimes I talk to my mom or my sister on the phone and when they ask me what I'm doing I reply "Pooping." Lol. I'll answer my phone if it rings while in the bathroom with me. Hell it's not like they can see you.

i have a big problem with speaking or being spoken two while i'm in the bathroom. i never really realized this until i got to college. if i'm in the bathroom in the dorms, and someone comes in, i get out as fast as possible. i hate running into people while in there, because i can't pee or poop until they're gone. if i go to go into the bathroom and see someone going in there too, i wait until they're gone.

yes, i am weird.

I am the same!!! I cannot speak to people and I hate when people want to strike up conversation whilst you're sitting on the loo. There are much better places for conversation.
My partner on the other hand is the opposite. He will call me from work when he's in the dunny... or at home he just opens the door a bit and calls out to me wherever I am lol.

my husband and I do it with each other in the bathroom. We don't care. I won't answer my phone, though. I can't talk to someone on the phone while doing either duty.

i've never understood how people can use the toilet with their significant other in the room. it's just a creepy thought to me - there has to be SOME mystery, you know? :-/

Haha, my husband and I can carry on some great conversations while one of us is on the toilet!

so do we! We come up with some great ideas!

My dunny has a collection of crosswords, finder-words and sudoku books. A couple of magazines. And a book called Where's Bin Laden (similar to where's wally, but you find bin laden and his men instead :P)
Hours of entertainment :P Which probably explains why my partner and his brother spend so much time in there!

I used to read random pages of Uncle John's Monumental Bathroom Reader.
Now I pick up whatever book is in the bathroom and read a random page from that. Lately, the Legend of Drizzt omnibus graphic novel, Watchmen comics, Megatokyo manga that I've read a billion times each.....and most recently, a Death Note novel. I know who the BB murderer is. Bwahahaha

Honestly, I'm never in there long enough to start any other activities lol...straaaaaange question :P

I call my friend.. lol sharing is caring :)

Haha oh my gosh. I so do that.

I'm also famous for being in the bathroom when my best friend:
Changes a tampon
Pees
poops
throws up
or anything else you can do in a bathroom that does not involve her boyfriend....
because I am not a pervert HAHA

I could be in the bathroom with someone in there except for the pooping and changing of tampons. Tampons gross me out.

I sit and hope that its a clean break