I karate chopped my mobile phone in an elevator because im NOT crazy!

I jumped on a snowman sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and do what I want.

I sang to my science teacher in your bathroom because I'm not crazy.

I karate chopped a ninja in your bathroom because I'm awesome!

I sang to a squirrel sliding down a hill because I can. Hahaha nice.

i licked a spoon in an elevator because im NOT crazy

Mine: I smelled a squirrel at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Finace: I sang to a noodle in a hole because I'm cool like that

I licked a gangster in my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want ;)

I karate chopped a goat in line at the bankbecause that's how I roll.


I love the one above me...LOL