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13 Aug 2009, 08:42
& skull.
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ha the brock one i heard like an hour after he died.
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13 Aug 2009, 08:41
& skull.
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what's the opposite of christopher walken?
christopher reeves.
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13 Aug 2009, 18:37
kein mitleid
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Box of Kleenex: $5.49
Jar of Vaseline: $6.99
Miley Cyrus DVD: $19.99

Look of disgust on cashier's face as she puts the pieces together: Priceless.
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13 Aug 2009, 19:36
Doc
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haha
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13 Aug 2009, 22:11
Immortal Shadows
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ew, lmfao
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13 Aug 2009, 21:48
i`m his lil bearrr.
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My fiance's favorite is:

Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A: An erection.

And one that we heard at a bar was this one:

Q: Why do women get yeast infections?
A: So they understand what it's like to live with a miserable c**t too.

That one just makes me laugh, even if it is completely unPC. lol.
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13 Aug 2009, 21:52
Kelsey Lynn xox
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Q: why was michael jackson melted down into legos when he died?

A: so little boys could play with him for a change.
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14 Aug 2009, 13:40
panda bear.
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LOL too soon...

Michael Jackson's music isn't the only thing that touched me. (would work so much better if I was a boy)
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14 Aug 2009, 22:50
xoxo♥
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lmao I'll go to hell too for laughing at this! lol
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13 Aug 2009, 23:53
kein mitleid
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What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.



What does a women do when she gets home from the hospital?

The damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.



What do you do if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you?

Shorten her leash.
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16 Aug 2009, 07:12
lithium layouts.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

They evolved that way so that they could stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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16 Aug 2009, 23:55
.Kismet.
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My dad had a host of michael jackson jokes the day after he died but I can only remember two...

Q. What was Farrah Fawcett's dying wish?
A. For the children of the world to remain safe and untouched

Did you know Michael Jackson died of food poinsoning? Yeah, apparently he ate a ten year old wiener.
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25 Aug 2009, 23:43
IamMarina
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euwwwwwwwwwwwwww now that is bad the joke that is
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17 Aug 2009, 17:23
kein mitleid
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Why is PMS called PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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17 Aug 2009, 20:43
Agent Orange
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Now that india has allowed homosexuality the first lesbian couple got married.

Congratulations to sukme Flaps and makemeclit singh
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17 Aug 2009, 20:45
Agent Orange
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2 Nuns getting raped down a country lane
1st nun says " forgive them lord for they know what there doing".
2nd nun shouts "OOOOHHHHH my god! this fucker does!!!
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17 Aug 2009, 20:47
Agent Orange
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lol should have said for they know not what there doing you get the point lol
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18 Aug 2009, 22:23
Opie's Old Lady
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I don't know if this is in bad taste but...

There was this guy who could never get horny.
His wife tried everything.
Pool dancing, dressing up, ect.
So one day he went to his doctor
"Doctor Doctor! No matter what I do or my wife does I can't get horny."
"Okay. Try these pills. Horny pills, take one & if that doesn't work take 2 more."
So that night his wife tried again after he took one pill. Nothing happened.
So the guy took the whole bottle.

The next day a boy runs into the Doctors office.
"Doctor Doctor! What did you give my Dad?!"
"Horny pills why?"
"Because my Mama's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, & my Dad's on the roof going 'Here kitty kitty kitty! Here kitty kitty kitty'!"

I heard this when I was in 6th grade.
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19 Aug 2009, 20:50
Giggle
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In 6th grade! holy crap! lol
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23 Aug 2009, 02:26
Opie's Old Lady
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Yeah, I grew up with boys. One was in high school so... I heard a lot of things I probably shouldn't have heard. LOL
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19 Aug 2009, 19:12
kein mitleid
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How many men does it take to open a beer?


None. The bitch should open it while she brings it from the fridge.
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19 Aug 2009, 21:07
Catch May If You Can
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my god, i am going to hell, these jokes are amazing! x]
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19 Aug 2009, 21:12
kein mitleid
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A Jew, a fat ass, and a fag are walking down the street. The devil appears and says, "If you can make it down this block without doing what I tell you not to do, you'll have everything you want in life. But if you do what I tell you not to, I'll come back and take your soul."

The devil says to the fat ass, "You can't eat any junk food."
The devil says to the Jew, "You can't pick up any money."
The devil says to the fag, "You can't fuck anyone in the ass."

So they're walking along, and the fat ass sees the most delicious looking cupcake on a golden plate on the sidewalk. He can't resist temptation, and eats it. The devil appears and takes him away.

They continue walking, and the Jew sees a stack of hundred dollar bills sitting neatly on the sidewalk. He bends over to pick them up, and the devil appears and takes the fag away.
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25 Aug 2009, 19:01
kein mitleid
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... I guess nobody likes this joke.
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20 Aug 2009, 17:05
kein mitleid
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How do you make a six year old girl cry twice?


Wipe off your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
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