I don't have too many, fortunately.

Underactive thyroid, which isn't too bad, as it's very treatable.
Clicky jaw! We all have clicky jaws. Sometimes it hurts.
Depression, and a few other nebulous mental illnesses that they won't really tell me about.
I used to have back/shoulder problems but they've mostly been fixed by a lot of chiropractic treatment and physiotherapy.
Benign noctural epilepsy (obviously not a problem any more!)
Hayfever

Currently have developed strange red circles on my breasts that have stuck around for a few days. I'll give it a fortnight before I worry.

STRANGE RED CIRCLES COULD BE RINGWORM, YO!

Yes, especially if the skin in the middle has a slight dryness to it.

Nah, I've seen ringworm before, looks nothing like that. It's just a circle around the nipple that covers nearly the whole boob - but not quite. It's paler in the mornings and more vivid in the evenings. No pain, soreness or dryness or anything.

tendonitis/shoulder issues due to an injury. ankle issues (also due to an injury). ibs. tension headaches. 'severe depression with suicidal tendencies'. blind as a bat. potentially bipolar (but not a confirmed diagnosis). etc. etc.....

also had to have a nerve re-positioned because I lost feeling in a portion of my hand. I still have severe pain in the area where the nerve use to be.

HAHA - 'BLIND AS A BAT'. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS! I SHALL CLAIM IT FOR MY OWN EYES TOO!

Bipolar is usually difficult to properly diagnose because most people don't really think of a manic episode as a symptom, especially if it's a mild episode.

I don't really have anything terribly wrong with me, but there are some things that bother me a bit.
1. I'm pretty sure I have orthostatic hypotension, though, I have not been diagnosed with it.
2. GERD (Gastroesophageal reflux disease), which has been a lot better lately due to medication.
3. I get super bad period pain, to the point where I feel like I'm going to pass out. I'm on Naproxen
for that right now.
4. And the most annoying, RLS. It's terrible when all you want to do I relax and your darn leg has a
spasm.

Other than the medical stuff, my second toes is only slightly longer than my big toes and I'm a tad
pidgeon toed. Doctors wanted me to wear some funky shoes when I was smaller, but I'd rather just
walk a little funny, haha. (:

*all you want to do is relax.

*my second toes are

I should really look over things before I post them, haha. Oops. :D

my boddii is abnormul. i am mutch moor prittii than normul ppplz. sumtymez it kan bee a handykap beekuz ppplz r jelus && hold it agenst me.

They just need to eat more bananas.

I am a diabetic
High Blood Pressure
RLS
I am allergic to cinnamon. I can't even smell it without breaking out with boils inside my mouth.

Can barley see without glasses, for some reason when i get under alot of stress i break out all over my upper arms, i've bitten my finger nails for so long that they have a blackish ting to them. Milk, anything dairy based, and syrup give me horrible dookie spells