POST YOUR FAVOURITE QUOTE FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES HERE - WHETHER IT BE A SENTENCE OR A PARAGRAPH. GIVE A TASTE OF TWILIGHT TO THOSE WHO'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT.

Well Ive only seen the movie, and wether this quote was in the book or not, I dont know. PLUS I dont remember any of the characters names :(
I like when the main girl goes over girly-boy's families house and that vampiregirl brings out that dude (that looks like hes in pain all the time) she says "Its alright... you wont hurt her", I think thats very vampire... pity about the rest of the movie. It was alright I suppose.

i like when Bella first meets Edwards family & their cooking her a meal (cause she's human & needs to eat) & they cook her italian
& Emmett says it's because her name is Isabella, but she's not even italian. it's like a blonde moment for a guy.

but a popular quote from the book everyone seems to like is "and so the lion fell inlove with the lamb"

Can I give my least favourite? (Since I can think of more bad lines than good ones)...

"You're like my own personal brand of heroin".

Seriously BAD.

Oh god. I hated that, too.

I thought that was a funny quote ;D

My favorite would have to be this:

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
" What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion"

Ok, what the heck is Twilight?

Twilight is the title of the first book out of a four book series by Stephenie Meyer. It's aimed at teenagers, and it's about a human girl named Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward. (hence a lot of lust and angst, lol.) they just made a movie out of the first book. it's extremely weakly written, but a lot of people love the idea of whole 'star crossed' sort of story.

Or-in a more accurate description:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight =)

Good book for the mostpart. Way too dramatic though.

oh fucking thank you. i was just about to post that link.

As much as I love the book, that site's page of it made me laugh WAY too hard for me to not post it ;D

i nearly stopped breathing the first time i read it. i was reading it to david at the time. was awesome ;D

Yeah dude, honestly. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
I'm like "i love this book, but fucking aye, this is so right!"

HAHAHAHA.
EXCELLENT LINK!

Why thank you! ;D
It needed to be here somewhere!

GOSH, YO, DOC - YOU CAN TELL YOU'VE BEEN AWAY FROM BLOOP FOR A WHILE! ;D TWILIGHT IS WHAT ALL THE BLOOPERS ARE TALKING ABOUT, YO! THE TRENDY TOPIC OF THE DAY. (I'VE TOTALLY NEVER READ IT, SO I'M CURIOUS TO SEE SOME EXCERPTS TO AMUSE MYSELF, YO!).

you don't have ladies between the ages of oh 10-30 in your house do you doc? lol

Here's a great website that is organized by person, and book and chapter!!!

It's insane, this person did a great job!!!

http://www.twilight-quotes.com/

"You Better Hold On Tight Spider Monkey!"

I don't remember the exact scene, or even which book it was. But I remember Bella was on the phone with Edward, and Jacob was at the house. Bella mentions Jacob's presence to Edward and then it says, "The next thing I heard was an engine accelerating." lol.

Eclipse, lol.

From Twilight: "I knew at any moment it could be too much, and my life could end — so quickly that I might not even notice. And I couldn’t make myself be afraid. I couldn’t think of anything, except that he was touching me." - Bella
"You can sleep, sweetheart, I’ll carry you." - Edward (That was a very touching quote)

From New Moon: "Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today." - Alice
"They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singer—because her blood sings for me." - Edward

From Eclipse: "When I left you, Bella, I left you bleeding. Jacob was the one to stitch you back up again. That was bound to leave its mark — on both of you. I’m not sure those kinds of stitches dissolve on their own. I can’t blame either of you for something I made necessary. I may gain forgiveness, but that doesn’t let me escape the consequences." - Edward
"Go play with Edward. I have to get to work." - Alice

From New Moon: "His voice was still quiet, gentle, velvet… and yet the pain and desolation in the sound was unavoidable. His voice was like Alice’s eyes before – like the inside of a tomb." - Bella
"Now you know. No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you." - Bella

Whew, I wish I collected my favorite quotes while I was reading...
I'm gonna say I really liked the parts in the first book where Bella asks Edward about silly superstitions about vampires,
and once she asks if he turns into bats and he says 'Like I haven't heard that before'. ;D I liked those little things and I missed them from the movie. I mean, the movie did have a hard time following the book, but the general 'feeling' of the book was still missing. :-P To me, at least. The book was much, much better than the movie.
I've just read Breaking Dawn and I think I marked some quote that I found funny... HAHA yeah, I found it. It was when Bella and Emmett are about to arm-wrestle:
Bella: 'You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. now.'
Alice: 'Er, Bella... I think Esme is fairly fond of that table. It's an antique.'
Esme: 'Thanks'
LOL
There are more that I liked, but I didn't mark them. :D

LOL. I laughed at that part too. (: It was hilarious. I wish I would have payed more attention to the quotes I really liked too - there were a ton I just can't name them offa the top of my head.