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Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat
LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him. The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended. The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal. Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment. Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas. Source Linkage |
ninga Post Count: 27 |
LMFAO
really...a goat? if it were me, i would have turned myself into a falcon, and flew away ;) |
Mistress Sarah Post Count: 45 |
Wow... that's local religion for you.
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Giggle Post Count: 279 |
HAHAHAHAHA how cool XD They can all rob banks then throw goats at the scene XD
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The Ryan Post Count: 415 |
Gosh I would love to see my editor's face if I handed him a story announcing a suspect at the local prison had turned into a goat!! He would beat me around the head with it, yo!
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urgent napkin poems Post Count: 17 |
Ha, ditto. That story DEFINITELY wouldn't run...
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kein mitleid Post Count: 592 |
This guy turning into a goat is just as believable as any other religious story. Maybe the goat-transformer will have books written about him.
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moodypisces Post Count: 8 |
a goat, is that the best they could come up with.lol
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