Today out of no where my vag exploded! It's seriously huge. It started itching and when I went to the bathroom, I looked down and boom! It looks like two huge tongues coming out of lips. What do I do? Besides go to the doctor. I live in America, no insurance.

Er, this sounds major enough to risk some pricey bills to get checked out by a doctor. Vaginas don't normally explode, to my knowledge.

But I'm a guy, so what do I know?

Well yes, I would agree. But I owe the doc money so I can't go until I pay that off first. And thr fact That's I have no money at all kind of puts a damper on things!

Find a new doc. I owe my doctor all kinds of money and she would never refuse to see me based on debt!

Agreed! My doctor would never NOT see me!

sounds like u gotten a ingrown hair if you shave, OR a possible boil/cyst women get them sometimes or often... id try popping it, it will hurt i am sure. or call planned parenthood like some people just said. if you gotten a boil/cyst it can grow up to a size of a golfball, and it will pop itself OR if you pop it ur self

hope eerything works out soon! and i hope you and your vag feels better!

No it inflamed like swollen or something. Not a bump. I got it worked out though. Mandy-god-of-vaginas helped me!

Oh ouch - never heard of it - wat was the solution??

@ Amber, never pop anything like this yourself, you can never be 100% certain what it is, you are also increasing the chance of infection by popping something like this yourself, I'm not trying to be condescending, I just wouldn't want anyone to end up with an infection/in a worse situation by trying to pop a boil or cyst. A housemate of mine popped his own boil and ended up with a very bad infection which took weeks to treat and made him quite ill.

Ew really? Poor guy - ill how? I better find myself a different dr then, cuz I had a cyst on my back (it was banged at work it developed some infection in there) skin was too tough for any1 2 pop it so they had 2 cut it open and leave a drainage thingie for like a week

Told me I could pop it if it was softer skin or it pops itself but if its 2 big they would have em come in

Thanks 4 telling me! :-)

WHERE IS ALL THIS POPPING COMING FROM? Hahaha It was like a zit! Hahahaha my whole vagina was swollen! I'm sorry I'm just picturing my vagina being popped and spread all over the walls! lol

ick that sounds scary... lol

Amber: That's the stupidest advice I've ever seen you give. Jesus fucking Christ.

@Chis: Fucking hell, I love you.

@Jess: Who the fuck is Chis?

@Chis: don't you know? It's your new name.

and i was corrected.... :-/

ps - i have to say - your VERY brave to post it on the fourms... :-) i admire your guts for it! (i know it might be a stupid thing to say)

Go get some monastat or vagisil. You probably have a yeast infection lol

It happens to me once and awhile. I immediately go take a shower and wash down there really well. then the itching usually goes away as does the swelling.

I'm pretty sure there at home vaginal screening tests to see if it's a yeast infection or something else. Maybe it's just a yeast infection? Though unpleasant easily treated. I don't know though as my vagina has never exploded. Sorry.

i agree its prolly a yeast infection.. try plan parenthood.

There's always free clinics! :)
I had to go to one for my tetanus shot for school, lol.

http://www.fcomi.org/clinic-locator.html

If you don't want to pay to see a doctor, you could see if you have planned parenthood as someone has suggested, or you could get a consultation from a pharmacist.

Hello Mr Pharmacist! My vagina exploded! What do you suggest?! Heheh sorry. I have no idea how I'd approach it.
Sounds like a lovely yeast infection. I'd go with planned parenthood or a free clinic, but if it's that bad and irritating and you want it fixed you may have to suck it up and pay to see a doctor. Vagina's are important, you don't want it exploding further :P