The Ryan Post Count: 415 |
My favourite article of the week. Judge him. Then judge all the stupid women who have been sleeping with this filth! :D
To say the burdens of fatherhood do not weigh heavily upon Keith Macdonald could probably serve as one of the year's great understatements. Despite revelations this week that he has sired up to 15 children out of wedlock, by 14 mothers, the man labelled Britain's most feckless father was happily indulging in his favourite pastimes (aside from the obvious, of course) when the Mail called on him this week at his shabby two-bedroom council flat. Cigarette in one hand, video games control in the other and dance music blaring from the stereo, thoughts of paternal responsibility were very far from 25-year-old Keith's mind. Serial loverat: Keith Macdonald, the soon-to-be father of 15 to 14 different women
Instead, his main preoccupation was getting his hands on some more cans of lager - that being pretty much the only thing that gets him out of bed each day. As he puts it: 'I always have to have a can to get myself up and started in the morning.'
Dressed in his now signature tracksuit bottoms and baseball cap, with a smattering of 'bling' - a gold chain here, a signet ring there - he's bleating about being 'hounded' by both the Press and his former lovers. 'I've got all these girls on my back, and I just want to get on with my life,' he says. 'All these exes are saying different things about me, and a lot of it is lies. 'They're playing games. One of my exes has been saying I've got 15 kids to 14 women, but that's not true.' Sarah Armstrong, 19, and Danielle Little, 24, would beg to differ. This week, they too revealed they were pregnant by Macdonald.
But given that he has already admitted fathering eight children by eight women - all within a 20-mile radius of his council flat in Washington, Newcastle - it's fair to say nobody would give him the benefit of the doubt.
Not that he sees it that way, of course. On the contrary, Keith believes that it all has very little to do with him. 'It's not my fault I've got so many children,' he tells me. 'I use condoms, but they always seem to split. It takes two to tango. And I've never denied that the eight bairns are mine. I'd like to see them, but all the mothers are too mad with me. '
And so, today, Keith is back on his series of taxpayer-funded allowances - income support of £45 a week, occasionally supplemented by a £67.50-a-week incapacity benefit for a bad back, while the council property he shares with a friend is paid for by housing benefit.
'It's not fair. I pay £5 a month towards the kids, which is deducted from my benefits at source. It's taken off automatically and I never see it. I pay my way.'
His 74-year-old grandmother Irene Macdonald recalls how, aged nine, her grandson climbed on to a neighbour's roof and started swearing at passers-by, while shouting: 'My gran does not pay her rent.' 'In the end I had to ask for him not to come round,' she recalls. 'He used to cause me no end of trouble.'
'I use condoms, but they always seem to split. It takes two to tango. And I've never denied that the eight bairns are mine. I'd like to see them, but all the mothers are too mad with me. ' By 15, he had fathered his first child, Jamie-Lynn, now ten, by the then 22-year-old Michelle Purvis, vanishing almost immediately she revealed she was pregnant - although, today, Keith's take on this, incidentally, is that he was exploited: 'I was only 14 and I didn't know what I was doing. I was drunk. If you look at it properly then she should have been done for sex with a minor.'
Then there was Charlotte's own stepsister, 23-year-old Jordan Banks, who split from Keith after a few weeks but not before she too was pregnant. Hot on Jordan's heels were June Garrick, then Stephanie Jubb, 25, then Stacy Barker - all pregnant within weeks of each other - and, earlier this year, Claire Bryant, who gave birth to his six-month- old daughter Paige. And now - along with claims of other, anonymous women who have also given birth to Keith's children, taking the full tally to 15 - we have 24-year-old Danielle Little and 19-year-old Sarah Armstrong, both of whom simultaneously claim to be in the first trimester of pregnancy, courtesy of Keith and his (supposed) dodgy condoms. Keith, for his own part, insists he barely knows either of the latest two women, despite agreeing to pose for intimate photographs with one of them for a local news agency last week. Spitting image: Mothers number five and three who both gave birth to Keith junior Danielle's not pregnant either, or if she is it isn't mine. I didn't sleep with them - they're not my type. 'Sarah's been ringing me non-stop, shouting down the phone at me - I've just been hanging up because it's all just aggro over nothing. I'm not having them pin their kids on me.'
from my benefits at source. It's taken off automatically and I never see it. I pay my way.' Plans for the two of them to move into a two-bedroom rented cottage together - funded by, guess who, the taxpayer - have been shelved and, instead, she has reported Keith to the police for allegedly sending her abusive text messages. But she seems reluctant to take any form of responsibility, insisting she was used by Keith, who filled her ear with sweet nothings then ruthlessly abandoned her.
I should have listened to the people who tried to warn me. It is the biggest mistake of my life. I feel terrible, betrayed.' Given that Keith roams little farther than the one-mile radius around his flat, it seems astonishing that Danielle did not know about his past.
The bus routes of the Washington area are Keith's favourite wooing ground, on the basis that it is 'difficult for the girls to get away'. What a charmer. Dumped: The mother of his 15th child, Danielle Little, has now finished with him She maintains that the couple had a long love affair, and that while he initially lied to her, telling her he had 'no kids', she confronted him after Googling his name and finding that, actually, he had rather a lot of them. Keith, apparently, insisted he was now a changed man.
When Sarah discovered she was pregnant - she maintains that she had been told by her doctor she was still protected by her contraceptive injection, despite the fact it had officially expired - she says Keith was initially supportive. To back this up she shows what, to her, is a romantic text promising commitment from the father of her unborn child. It reads: 'I tell ya I wud not leve ya hun and I am tryin 2 give ya wot ya wont x.'
So much for the big love affair. And little wonder that according to his grandma Keith is the 'bad apple' of the family. 'I've just been hanging up because it's all just aggro over nothing. I'm not having them pin their kids on me.'Irene, of course, is in the unusual position of having several greatgrandchildren that, unwittingly, she has probably passed on the street in this small community on more than one occasion, and admits she feels at a loss to understand her grandson's behaviour. 'I'm ashamed,' she says. 'He was never disciplined when he was growing up and that is what has made him the man he is.
Nor is she the only family member to reserve harsh words for Keith. Great uncle Charlie, a former miner, describes him as a 'nasty piece of work' who has, he claims, taken hundreds of pounds from him over the years. 'He only comes to see me for money and he gets ratty if I don't give him any. 'He turned up at the door last Christmas and told me he needed money to pay a court fine or they were going to send him to prison. He owes me more than £1,000 now.' Like Irene, Charlie also takes a dim view of Keith's promiscuity, describing him as a manipulative drunk. 'He gets canned up on lager and goes around when he has a bit of Dutch Courage and pesters these girls. He tells you what you want to hear and he knows how to exploit the gullible really well.'
The citizens of Washington will believe it when they see it. |
Giggle Post Count: 279 |
What the heck! The women are even more stupid than the man! Poor 15 kids =/
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Aubrey; Post Count: 377 |
I'm sorry, but if a condom is splitting EVERY TIME YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE... you're probably buying the wrong kind.
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Jessica [Private] Post Count: 1751 |
There's a guy here in my city that I saw on the news, he's got like 19 kids or something.
All of the mothers got together and are suing the crap out of him. ;D |
Jessica [Private] Post Count: 1751 |
I do have one question though: who was dumb enough to have TWO kids with this guy?
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.Blue Bella. Post Count: 743 |
He is right - it takes two to tango. They're all stupid, the lot of them. And he is the king of stupid.
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Music God CJ Plain Post Count: 550 |
And then's there THIS guy from where I live...
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2010/09/families_paint_unflattering_pi.html#incart_hbx |
F C U K Post Count: 134 |
Oh my. Sounds like a sociopath, a dumb one at that. Gosh, the girl's he impregnated are ugly.
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F C U K Post Count: 134 |
Oh and there is a facebook page dedicated to him: Keith Macdonald is A Tramp.
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~Just the 3 of Us~ Post Count: 98 |
The idiot was probably too drunk to even know for sure if he put on a condom and definitely too drunk to have put it on correctly if he truly WAS using them. It sounds like these women got pregnant the very first time they had sex...seems a bit unusual to me. Not saying it isn't true though.
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Doc Post Count: 507 |
Haha... I love these forums sometimes. They make my life problems and issues look like a fairy tale.
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*Forever Changing* Post Count: 847 |
@ Doc I agree, and here I thought I was bad because I have trial and error tested birth control pills and had three different kinds fail on me. This guy cannot even manage to use a condom right.
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.Marissa. Post Count: 16 |
'I tell ya I wud not leve ya hun and I am tryin 2 give ya wot ya wont x.'
LMFAO |
Bridgett AlexEus Post Count: 1 |
That's just not right.... I hope the kids mothers make sure the kids know when they get old enough to watch who they date.... It's like my oldest brother who has at last count 11 kids in VA.... My oldest niece is 15 and has to ask guys if they know who their father is before she starts to get to know them.... It's sad
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& skull. Post Count: 1701 |
is anyone else looking at this bloke and thinking not even if he was the last man on earth would i sleep with him? coz i totally am. and hey uncle dip shit how about you STOP GIVING HIM MONEY?
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Winged Centaur Post Count: 301 |
'He turned up at the door last Christmas and told me he needed money to pay a court fine or they were going to send him to prison. He owes me more than £1,000 now.'
Why didn't they let him be sent to prison? |